Danielle Bregoli vs. David Spade: Unexpected Feud Alert!

You may not recognize the name Danielle Bregoli, but you’re almost certainly familiar with her antics.

Better known as the Cash Me Ousside Girl, Bregoli became an Internet sensation by bullying her mother and calling a group of women “hoes” on The Dr. Phil Show.

Because we live in the darkest timeline, Bregoli will soon star in a reality show, and these days, she seems to spend most of her time  hob-nobbing at LA hotspots.

Of course, you can only spend so much time getting your hobnob on in SoCal before you cross paths with former Farley foil and unexpected ladies man David Spade.

Spade and Bregoli crossed paths at Catch in Los Angeles recently, and the comic documented the iconic moment on his Instagram page.

He captioned the above pic:

“How bow dis. (@bhadbhabie is slightly underwhelmed to meet me). Unfortunately she stopped being famous 5 minutes before this was taken.”

Not the most original burn, but a fair acknowledgment of the fact that Bregoli has been in her 16th minute for quite some time now.

Of course, Bregoli didn’t get to where she is by shying away from beef, so she clapped back, as the kids say, with a surprisingly competent return burn:

“No lie, I thought dis guy was the waiter,” Bregoli commented on the pic.

Not exactly Don Rickles (rest in peace, you evil genius), but pretty impressive for a 14-year-old to hold her own with a professional comedian who’s been insulting people for a living since her parents were in high school.

In fact, some are declaring Bregoli the victor in this unexpected and oddly depressing war or words.

We’re not sure if we’d go that far, but Spade had to know he was in for a lose-lose situation from the moment he smack-talked a teenage girl on social media.

He’s suffering the dual embarrassment of having been roasted at the hands of a high school freshman and having helped Bregoli cling to relevancy for another day.

And we thought Joe Dirt 2 was the lowest he could sink.

Hopefully, this story is at an end, but we’ll have all the sad details for you if there are any further developments.


Naya Rivera & David Spade: Dating?!

David Spade might not seem like the most likely ladies man in Hollywood, but the for reasons that might forever defy explanation, the 52-year-old remains wildly popular with actresses and models who aren’t old enough to remember the release of Tommy Boy.

Last year, Spade dated Charlotte McKinney, but the relationship didn’t last, as 2016 decided to take a different approach to making us question the meaning of existence by killing off a bunch of celebrities instead.

Prior to that relationship, there were rumors of Spade dating Kaley Cuoco following her divorce from Ryan Sweeting.

Now, the famed Farley sidekick and raker-in of syndication bucks is hooking up with yet another starlet who’s more than a couple decades his junior.

Several outlets are reporting this week that Spade is dating Naya Rivera.

Rivera, of course, is best known for her role on Glee, as well as for her wildly unstable love life.

Back in 2014, Naya was engaged to rapper Big Sean.

The relationship fizzled out (Rivera later alleged that Sean cheated on her with Ariana Grande.) and the wedding never took place.

But here’s the weird part:

Rivera quickly jumped into a new relationship and wound up marrying Ryan Dorsey

… on the same day and at the same venue where she was supposed to marry Sean!

Maybe Naya is just really, really frugal and didn’t want to lose her deposit.

Whatever the case, to the surprise of absolutely no one, that relationship didn’t work out either and Rivera and Dorsey got divorced in November of last year.

All of this is is to say – we hope Mr. Spade knows what he’s getting into.

He seems like a guy who enjoys his freedom and likes playing the field and Naya seems like … well, like the exact opposite of that.

This is a woman who’s high on relationships and commitment.

Or at least she thinks she is.

She’s also big on talking a lot of trash to the tabloid media when relationships don’t work out to her liking.

We’re not saying people are incapable of changing, but, um … these two seem like a very unlikely match.

But hey, so did Tommy Callahan and Richard Hayden, and look how that turned out.

That’s a Tommy Boy reference, for our younger readers.


David Spade Tries to Brush Off Naya Rivera Rumor, No One’s Buying It (VIDEO + PHOTO)

David Spade’s addressing those hot pics of him and Naya Rivera with his take on the old saying … don’t believe your lying eyes. David was leaving Craig’s Tuesday night, and the question everyone was asking him — “Where’s Naya?” Makes sense…