The Bachelor Stars: Ranked By Relationship Length!

Take heed, Arie Luyendyk Jr. and Lauren Burnham and all Bachelor couples of the future. Take heed. Time passes. Life happens.

Love – and fame – fades. Reality sinks in. And hits hard.

That sounds cynical, we know. But it's also factual. The Bachelor stars have not had the best track record when it comes to love lasting.

How bad is it? Simply by virtue of being together a year later, Lauren Bushnell and Ben Higgins ranked among the biggest success stories.

And they still broke up! That says it all right there.

Nick Viall and Vanessa Grimaldi broke up after not even half that length of time after a relationship many felt was doomed from day one.

As for the latest case study beginning now?

Let's just say Arie and Lauren are up against major obstacles (namely his inability to know what he wants), and the odds aren't great. 

That's probably putting it generously. The odds are poor. Check out the full Bachelor relationship rankings by length and see how poor …

1. Brad Womack

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Brad Womack, in the first of his two stints as The Bachelor, takes the cake by not choosing to propose to, or even continue his relationship with, either of the final two women, Jenni Croft or DeAnna Pappas (pictured). Wow.

2. Arie Luyendyk Jr.

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Well, at least Arie Luyendyk Jr. beat Brad by choosing someone at all. He dumped Becca Kufrin in a matter of weeks, though he turned around and got engaged to someone else from the show before the After the Final Rose special ended, so we suppose we’ll measure his romance with Lauren Burnham (pictured) instead. How long do you think they’ll last?

3. Brad Womack (Take 2)

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In his second stint as The Bachelor, Brad Womack was briefly engaged to Emily Maynard. That ended pretty quickly, as she was single again in a couple of months.

4. Travis Stork

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Dr. Travis Stork and Sara Stone were broken up so fast, they got to talk about it on the After the Final Rose special.

5. Jesse Palmer

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Jesse Palmer, former NFL quarterback and current sports TV analyst, did not propose to Jessica Bowlin. They continued to date but broke up just weeks later.

6. Aaron Buerge

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Aaron Buerge and Helene Eksterowicz also lasted a matter of weeks.

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Teen Mom Stars: Their Most Naked Moments

Stars of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 are chosen for a number of qualities.

They need to perform well on camera. They need to meet the bare minimum of what people will tolerate out of reality stars. They need to honor their contracts. And they need to have had a child as a teenager.

However, despite it not actually being a requirement, quite a few Teen Mom stars are known to show some skin.

There are some hot young mothers on television, folks. Just because they're in their twenties doesn't mean that they aren't MILFs.

Certain stars are more likely to show some skin, whether it's in sexy selfies or sultry beach trips.

Take a look at the photos below of the most naked moments of various Teen Mom stars.

Who looks the best out of clothes?

1. Let’s start with Jenelle Evans

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The Carolina Hurricane may not be the best mom … or even a good one … but she has a killer body, even after multiple childbirths.

2. Jenelle knows how to do an endorsement

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If you’re being paid to sell sunglasses, you might as well grab the attention of your followers. Her body in a bikini sure does the job.

3. Her hot body is no stranger to tattoos

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Also that intriguing bikini bottom kind of has a “face-hugger” vibe. Like from the Alien movies.

4. She enjoys being on the water

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Hurricanes, of course, are strengthened by their time spent at sea, so it makes sense that the Carolina Hurricane is no exception.

5. Even Jenelle has a playful side

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And cleavage. You probably noticed the cleavage already.

6. She almost looks fun

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You can really see how she attracts so many (terrible) men into her life.

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