David Eason: I Need a Gun So They Don’t Force My Straight White Ass Into a Concentration Camp!

It’s been almost seven months since David Eason was fired from Teen Mom 2 for hurling bigoted slurs at fans on social media.

But Jenelle Evans’ husband has made a point of not backing away from his controversial stances.

In fact — because 2018 is nightmarish hellscape in which every idiot with an opinion feels that they need to cram it down your throat on a daily basis until you run screaming for the “block” button — he’s been more outspoken than ever in recent weeks. 

You see, David is one of those well-heeled straight, Christian white guys who has somehow convinced himself he’s an oppressed minority.

In David’s mind, the whole world is out to get him, and the barbarians are forever at his gates, which is why he needs to be armed to the teeth in order to defend himself.

And he’s been expressing that view in increasingly offensive fashion lately with the help of the preferred weapon of internet jackasses everywhere — memes.

David Eason Instagram Meme

As The Ashley’s Reality Roundup points out, David posted the above meme earlier this week, and predictably, the reaction from fans has been one of mingled confusion and outrage.

“Why gun control? Because armed people will NOT willingly load themselves into railroad boxcars,” reads the caption.

So … does David really think he’s at risk of being sent off to a concentration camp?

Interestingly, that post comes on the heels of another one in which Eason boasts of his pride in being a straight white redneck.

David Eason "Straight Pride" Meme

“For the people who get offended when you call them what they identify themselves as… I’m also proud to be a white man, a southerner and a redneck! #pride,” Eason captioned the above image.

As far as we can tell, David is the kind of guy who will tell you that he and the rest of the MAGA crowd are tired of winning in one breath, and then argue that he needs an AR-15 to protect himself from his many oppressors in the next.

He’s that very modern sort of dipsh-t who will complain about identity politics while proudly affixing himself with labels that he thinks will make his opinions matter more.

Clearly, political matters are very much at the forefront of David’s mind these days.

But since he and his wife have had CPS called to their house 20 times in the past year, maybe he should focus a bit more energy on getting his own house in order.


David Eason: I’m Proud to Be a Straight, White Redneck!

This not exactly just in:

David Eason is not a fan of the LGBT community.

This may be the least shocking sentence ever written on The Hollywood Gossip, considering Eason’s penchant for slamming homosexuals and transgenders pretty much any chance he gets.

Back in February, for example, he scoffed at the notion that anyone within the aforementioned community is “normal” and said their parents ought to teach them “better morals.”

He also said he would tell his kids to avoid gay people because if you “lay down with dogs you get up with fleas.”

The guy is a real charmer.

You’ve got yourself quite a catch there, Jenelle Evans.

About three days after Eason made the above remarks, he was finally fired by MTV.

But this development did not shut David up. It didn’t make him see any light or arrive at any life-altering realizations.

And it certainly didn’t make him any more tolerant.

Eason has continued to attack pretty much anyone different than he is, with the latest case in point coming in the form of an offensive meme.

It features a bride and a groom and the words: Straight Pride. It’s natural, it’s worked for thousands of years and you can make babies.

This is, of course, an extremely dumb and pointless message.

Go ahead and be proud of your sexual orientation, straight people. Go ahead and make babies. No one is stopping you and no one is judging you for it.

Along with the image and its caption, Eason wrote:

For the people who get offended when you call them what they identify themselves as… I’m also proud to be a white man, a southerner and a redneck! #pride.

David Eason meme

Ah, okay.

So THIS is Eason’s argument, huh?

He’s simply aghast over why he’s received flak, and even been fired from a job, simply because he calls people “whay they identify themselves as?”

Is that what he was doing in this rant earlier this year?

Thankfully, many of Eason’s own followers called him out for his idiocy in response to this meme.

“This is so ignorant David. You have the right to say what you want but this is not necessary you know what your [sic] doing by posting crap like this,” one commenter calmly wrote.

Another replied:

“Freedom of speech is one thing, spreading and inciting hatred is another.”

Well, just to be clear:

Eason is perfectly allowed to express his opinions. No one is violating his freedom of speech.

But there are consequences for expressing those opinions, not the least of which is getting fired from a high-paying job in which you bring your employer shame and criticism.

Eason’s freedom of speech would only be violated if he were imprisoned solely for his beliefs.

Here’s the ultimate irony, however:

Evans herself has basically admitted her husband is intolerant of gay people!

She said as much on the Teen Mom 2 reunion special that aired on Monday night.

“He doesn’t hate those people,” she said of the LGBT community. “He just doesn’t want his kids to grow up and be that way.”

And what if his kids came out as gay?

“He’ll still love them and adore them, but he just wouldn’t agree with their lifestyle,” Jenelle said in defense of Eason, concluding on this special:

“It’s the way he was raised. … [But] he doesn’t run around the house saying, ‘I hate gay people.'”

Oh, he doesn’t?!? We take it all back then!

Why did we ever think Eason thought less of gay people?!? Our bad, guys.

For more on Jenelle standing up for her awful, terrible, close-minded husband, click through the slideshow below:


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Kendall Jenner is Straight Up Flashing Us in This Dress

Expect Kendall Jenner to announce her pregnancy soon.

We don’t say this due to the ongoing rumors surrounding the 22-year old model.

We say it because Kendall is apparently very jealous of her siblings and doing all she can to emulate them these days.

And you know what Kardashian-Jenner siblings keep doing these days, right?

Popping out babies!

We’re kidding about the pregnancy announcement on tap, of course, but not about Kendall recent penchant for Kim and Kylie-like nudity.

Last week, Kendall stripped down to absolutely nothing, sitting on the bathroom floor for a selfie that involved a wine glass, a towel on her head… and nothing at all covering her body.

It was as if Kendall was scrolling through her sister’s Instagram page and decided to see what the reaction would be if she went ahead and got naked.

Fast forward to Friday at the Cannes Film Festival and Kendall walking the red carpetin a green dress that might as well not have been a dress at all.

It might as well have not had any material on top, considering the way Jenner’s nipples were on full display for all to see.

And we mean FULL DISPLAY:

Kendall donned this intriguing ensemble, which was designed by Alexandre Vauthier, for the the Secret Chopard party.

She then shared a picture of the extremely revealing number and wrote as a simple caption “oops.”

Oops, Kendall? Really?

Are you trying to say that you accidentially forgot to wear a bra? Or that you didn’t realize this sheer top was completely see-through?

Come on now. When you make a bold fashion statement, go ahead and own it.

This dress (and these nipples) stand out especially because Kendall is not typically the member of her family to create such waves on social media.

She’s usually content to walk runways across the globe and to continue establishing herself as a legitimate and successful model.

She doesn’t flaunt her romance. She doesn’t make sex tapes. And she’s yet to have a single baby out of wedlock.

“It’s obviously a bit weird that your little sister is having a baby before you,” Jenner says in the latest issue of Elle. “I didn’t expect it to happen like this. But it’s beautiful.”

The star goes on to say that Kylie giving birth to a daughter has at least made these sisters “closer” than ever before.

Are there any kids in Kendall’s future?


But she’s 22 years old! She’d barely be out of college, if she went to college, and she has plenty of time to settle down and make a family if she so desires.

For now, however, Jenner seems very content to travel the world and to carve out an impressive career as someone who wears fancy and expensive clothes for a living.

It’s a pretty great gig, we’d have to imagine.

And every now and then, when she’s sick of wearing these clothes, she can just show a bit (okay, a lot) of nipple and get attention for a different reason.

Kendall Jenner know what she’s doing, folks.

As for those recent gay rumors? Click below to hear what she has to say in response:


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