Blac Chyna to Kim Kardashian: I’m Suing You, You Petty B-tch!

Back in July of 2017, Rob Kardashian posted nude photos of Blac Chyna as revenge for sleeping with another guy after they had already broken up.

Needless to say, Rob’s not the most stable individual, and it doesn’t come as much of surprise that Chyna is suing him for inflicting emotional distress and damaging her career prospects.

And now it seems she’s broadened her scope in hopes of taking the entire Kard clan along with Rob after being triggered by a passive-aggressive present.

Yes, Blac has decided to include Rob’s famous sisters in her lawsuit after apparently being enraged by the Valentine’s Day gift she received from Kim Kardashian.

In fairness, the perfume that she received from Kim’s new line of fragrances was sent in connection with a Snapchat video in which Kim revealed 

“Chyna was furious when she got Kim’s perfume Valentine,” an insider told Radar.

“It was so rude of Kim to send that to her. Chyna was disgusted that she would be that condescending.”

Things get worse from there, with some quotes that lead us to believe this “source” is actually just Chyna:

“Chyna knows Kim is a petty b-tch, she always has been. And this was it for her. She said she wasn’t going to hide the truth about how awful Rob’s whole family has been to her,” the weirdly angry and knowledgeable insider claims.

“She has kept everything with the family to the court and hasn’t done anything on social media or anywhere else against the family, but this was low, even for them.”

The anonymous tipster went on to praise Blac for her patience in not going after the Kardashians sooner, as well as for her bravery in speaking out against them now:

“Chyna had tried to let all of the personal nasty things everyone had done to her not bother her, but she finally made the decision to stand up to the Kardashians and Jenners with all of the ammunition she had.”

In court documents obtained by Radar, Blac’s attorney, Lisa Bloom, slams the Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney for all the “false” statements “Defendants Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and/or their respective agents made.”

Bloom also quotes Kim as saying:

“The only reason Chyna wants to be with my brother is for this show. She does not love Rob and their relationship is too fake and destructive. The public has been exposed to what a fake relationship they have and it’s embarrassing and makes us all look fake.”

So the lawsuit isn’t technically about Kim shading Blac with free perfume…

…But let’s be honest, it’s totally about Kim shading Blac with free perfume.


Jeff Ross and Dave Chappelle Say Guy Suing Iliza Shlesinger ‘F***ing Crazy,’ ‘P***y’

Jeff Ross thinks the guy who is suing “Last Comic Standing” winner Iliza Schlesinger is a real “p***y” who needs to get a life. We got the famous roastmaster Thursday night at Craig’s in WeHo, and he scoffed at the lawsuit filed by George St.…


Farrah Abraham: I Didn’t Get Paid for My Porn! I’m Suing!

Ever since Farrah Abraham ranted about being fired from Teen Mom OG, the world has been wondering why it happened, how it happened, and if it happened. This is Farrah we’re talking about, folks.

Only we’re now learning that Farrah isn’t just having issues with MTV. She’s apparently having issues with the porn company that employed her.

So much so that Farrah is suing them for thousands of dollars that she says that they owe her. This is gonna be fun.

You know in sitcoms or romantic comedies or whatever when there’s a male character who’s hooking up with two women and he knows that he has to choose … but waits too long and ends up losing them both?

Well, that appears to be what happened with Farrah Abraham.

But instead of losing two lovers, she maybe lost two different sources of income. Two jobs.

Whatever happened with MTV — because there’s still a lot that’s unclear, especially after Farrah Abraham said that she wasn’t fired — Farrah appears to be in hot water.

Allegedly, this is over her sex work.

On the one hand, obviously, sex work is a valid form of employment and sex workers don’t deserve the kind of stigma that they receive.

(Though it’s possible that sex workers don’t really want Farrah Abraham working as their champion, because of her … personality issues)

On the other hand, if Farrah’s sex work is a clear violation of her contract with MTV, then that’s another matter.

Plenty of jobs have exclusivity clauses — though reality stars tend to get money from multiple sources, capitalizing on their fame.

Plenty of jobs have “morality” clauses, which tend to have less to do with actual right and wrong and more to do with things that they worry will make them look bad. Something like that could be at play, here.

But questioning the grounds on which Farrah Abraham — the how of it all — might be less important than the why.

Does MTV really get its garters in a twist over sex work? Farrah’s brand of sex work is completely legal.

When Farrah Abraham strips down and masturbates on camera, the only “bad” thing about the livestream is that Farrah’s involved. Oh, and that the livestream might crash due to high demand.

(Yes, really)

The thing is that it sounds like the sex work, if it was even a real factor, might just be an excuse.

A lot of people don’t like Farrah Abraham, and Farrah’s various Teen Mom costars may have banded together to get her booted off of the show.

That sounds awfully believable, though we wish that the impetus were one of Farrah’s racist rants, which are actual bad things.

If Farrah really is losing her Teen Mom job because of sex work, that’s extra bad, because things between her and CamSoda right now are … not good.

RadarOnline reports that Farrah Abraham is suing CamSoda, the company for which she previously livestreamed.

She is suing the company for $ 5,000, which Farrah says that they have wrongly withheld.

Farrah’s legal team’s letter to the porn company contains details.

“Ms. Abraham was to be paid a total of ten thousand dollars; half due within two business days of signing the Agreement, and the remainder due following the completion of the Session.”

First of all, 10 grand is a lot more than most camgirls make, but most camgirls aren’t celebrities.

“Ms. Abraham fulfilled her obligations under the contract, but despite this, CamSoda is willfully withholding the remaining $ 5,000 due under the Agreement, thereby constituting a material breach of contract.”

According to the letter, CamSoda’s issue is that Farrah wasn’t wearing CamSoda merch … and said less than nice things about the company on social media.

“[Abraham] did not disrobe during the session; and allegedly disparaged CamSoda on social media.”

We can see how both of those wouldn’t sit right with CamSoda.

“With respect to not disrobing, there is no requirement under the Agreement for Ms. Abraham to disrobe or be fully nude.”

That’s a surprise. You might want to include that in writing next time, CamSoda.

“To the contrary, the Agreement specifically states that ‘Performer shall interact with and respond to various users during the Session as Company and Performer may agree.’ Ms. Abraham complied with this obligation and it was CamSoda who unilaterally decided to cut the Session short.”

So … Farrah started a livestream but didn’t get a chance to get into it, then the bosses cut things short, and then Farrah said some unkind things about the company — allegedly. That’s the issue, right?

The letter goes on to say that CamSoda needs to cough up that 5 grand, or Farrah will seek damages and compensation for legal fees to the tune of $ 75,000.

It sounds like two things are going on here.

One, Farrah — like with MTV — voiced her criticism of a company employing her and didn’t except any consequences. Don’t do that, folks.

Two, it sounds like CamSoda is having buyer’s remorse when it comes to Farrah.

Our thoughts? Unless Farrah really did violate their agreement, it sounds like CamSoda might owe her a little cash. Maybe they should just pay her … and then not hire her again, now that they know what she’s like to work with.

In the mean time, we’ll keep trying to figure out if she’s actually been fired from Teen Mom OG or if she’s just … being Farrah.