The acronym SMDH was basically invented for Tori Spelling.
The actress-turned-reality-star-turned-punchline has had the whole world shaking its damn head for at least the past decade, and it doesn’t seem like she’s planning to quit embarrassing herself anytime soon.
As you may already know, Tori welcomed her fifth child recently, and as you can see from the photo above, she’s been proudly flaunting her post-baby bump on social media!
Well, actually, “proud” might be a bit of a strong word, as Tori photoshopped that pic within an inch of its life before she posted it.
“After having my 5th baby I have to admit my body didn’t bounce back the way it did with the first 4!” she captioned the image.
“But I’ve been working at it and eating and playing to live my best life and I feel like it’s showing. Back in a one piece minus the coverup or shorts,” she added.
“[Dean] makes me feel great about myself no matter what weight I’m at. And I’m finally loving seeing my hard work start to pay off! Thanks Body! We got this!”
Yes, the woman uses some top-notch bait when she goes fishing for compliments, but unfortunately for her, the sycophants just weren’t biting today.
Instagram users were quick to point out that the image had been heavily retouched.
And then Tori confirmed their suspicions by deleting the post entirely.
She then called the paparazzi to her house (unless you’re the sort of person who actually believes the paps just show up to Tori Spelling’s backyard on random weekday afternoons) and had them snap photos of her at flattering angles in the same swimsuit.
We suppose the objective was to … prove the haters wrong?
Seems like the best way to do that would’ve been to not delete the original pic.
Some fans have grappled with the issue of whether they should laugh at Tori for this debacle or feel sorry for her.
That’s a question that you’ll have to answer for yourself, but there are a few things to consider while you mull it over:
Tori recently launched a pyramid scheme with the intention of conning her own fans out of their money.
Tori has racked up millions in debt, and those who know her best say she has no intention of paying it back and is still spending compulsively.
Tori might have invented a mistress and pretended her husband had an affair just to make herself more sympathetic for a reality show.
Suddenly the swimsuit situation is seeming pretty damn funny, no?