Chrissy Teigen SHREDS Critic of Post-Baby Body!

One of the world’s favorite celebrity couples, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend, graced the 2018 Emmy Awards with their delightful presence. 

Unfortunately, one troll who isn’t aware of how Chrissy deals with shamers decided to try to body-shame her, asking if she’s pregnant.

Chrissy took to Twitter to remind the world that she’s the queen of clapback.

While the rest of us were groaning about who was robbed at the 2018 Emmy Awards, one alleged “fan” was concerned about Chrissy Teigen’s appearance.

“I’m asking this with the utmost respectful,” the tweet began, featuring a minor typo.

The tweet continues, asking a very impertinent question: “but is @chrissyteigen pregnant again?”

Oh wow.

Pro-tip, folks: there are very few respectful ways to ask if someone is pregnant if all that you have to go on is a glimpse of them in a dress.

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Chrissy, even the queen of Twitter and wholly unafraid to clap back, quoted the tweet with some words of her own.

“I just had a baby,” her retort begins.

Chrissy continues: “but thank you for being soooo respectful.”

She and John Legend welcomed baby #2 back in May. Miles Theodore Stephens is just four months old.

Contrary to what some fitness bloggers and certain celebrities might make people believe, four months is not really a lot of time to recover from childbirth.

That wasn’t the harshest or most epic clapback that we’ve seen, but it was with a purpose. Chrissy’s response was proportionate.

She has spoken about her post-baby body in the past, even giving fans a glimpse of her stretch marks over the summer.

Chrissy, who previously worked as a model (though she laughs when people describe her that way now), discussed how social media can give people skewed ideas about the human body.

“Instagram is crazy,” she admited. “I think it’s awesome people have killer bodies and are proud to show them off (I really do!!)”

She continued: “but I know how hard it can be to forget what (for lack of a better word) regular ol’ bodies look like when everyone looks bonkers amazing.”

First of all, it’s great that she said bonkers because that word does not get used often enough.

Second of all, Chrissy still had more to say.

In another tweet, she wrote: “Also I don’t really call this ‘body confidence’ because I’m not quite there yet.”

“I’m still super insecure,” Chrissy admitted.

She concluded: “I’m just happy that I can make anyone else out there feel better about themselves!”

Chrissy is also not afraid to poke fun at herself, as she recently admitted on Twitter that she mispronounces her own last name.

When a fan pointed out that people say it incorrectly, Chrissy tweeted “word! gave up a long time ago. last name is tie-gen not tee-gen.”

Chrissy then went on to acknowledge that she herself will pronounce her own name “tee-gen.”

Chrissy tweeted: “I even correct people when they say it correctly. it’s all v effed up.”

She then lampooned herself for not being assertive about her name or anything else, writing: “Wrong order? I’ll eat it. Taxi going to the wrong airport? I’ll change my flight.”

Chrissy is so good.


Samantha Grant Trashes Chrissy Teigen as “Pudgy Airhead,” Ignites Greatest Feud of Our Time

Samantha Grant has gone ahead and really done it now.

The estranged half-sister of Meghan Markle has spent the past year or so attacking her famous sibling, going after the new Duchess for ignoring their father and for essentially abandoning her family.

In Samantha’s very misguided opinion, that is.

About a week ago, for example, Samantha – who is 17 years older than Meghan and who did not grow up in the same household as Prince Harry’s better half – Tweeted the following:

Act like a humanitarian, act like a woman. If our father dies, it’s on you Meg.

How lovely, right?

A few days after Grant penned these kinds words to Markle, the pair’s father gave yet another interview to yet another British publication.

And, yet again, Thomas Markle absolutely BLASTED his daughter, accusing Meghan of cutting him off and holding a grudge against him for skipping her wedding and actively taking credit for everything Markle has accomplished.

This is not even hyperbole.

“What riles me is Meghan’s sense of superiority,” Thomas said to The Daily Mail, adding over this past weekend:

“She’d be nothing without me. I made her the duchess she is today. Everything that Meghan is, I made her.”

Markle has most remained silent while having her name endlessly dragged through the mud by her relatives.

But Chrissy Teigen could no longer sit idly by after reading Thomas’ latest insult-filled Q&A.

It’s unclear whether Teigen even knows Markle, but the former model has become well known for honest, open and hilarious approach to social media.

She’ll basically write anything, about any topic, at any time.

Heck, she once publicly told husband John Legend he could no longer bang her doggy style.

So… into the Markle-infested waters did Teigen wade on Sunday, Tweeting in response to Thomas’ ridiculous interview:

“this guy…this guy sucks. what is wrong with him? let your daughter be happy, please. this is embarrassing.”

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Naturally, this set off Samantha Grant, who is constantly looking for any opportunity she can find to make headlines.

“So this pudgy airhead… who knows nobody in the family is opening her pie hole?” wrote Grant on her private Twitter page, concluding of her dad and of Chrissy:

“This guy” is our father and deserves a lot of respect. You are the one who sucks.”

We can’t help but wonder whether Donald Trump ghost wrote this Tweet for Samantha.

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Teigen has not yet responded to Grant.

She may not do so because Grant is not worthy of anyone’s time and is just desperately trying to milk her 15 Minutes of Fame for as long as humanly possible.

But Teigen has never exactly been afraid of a fight, having taunted Donald Trump to the point that he recently blocked her.

We sort of hope she ignores Grant, but we sort of hope she goes all Chrissy Teigen on her as well.

Stay tuned!


Chrissy Teigen Hilariously Baits Mom-Shamers With Family Photo

It was only a little over a month ago that Chrissy Teigen shared her first photo of baby Miles, her second child with husband John Legend.

Now she shared a group photo featuring both of her kids, but she confessed that it took time, effort, and a lot of takes to get such a good pic.

Chrissy knew that mom-shamers would be coming for her no matter what she did, but she is always ready for them.

Bracing herself to incur the wrath of mom-shamers, Chrissy shjared this beautiful maternal photo.

In the captions, she revealed just how difficult it was to pull off.

“Should I post the one where his head looks unsupported but my face looks good and Luna is over it,” Chrissy asks in the comments.

It is clear that she and John snapped several photos before selecting this one as the best of the bunch.

Chrissy then asks if she should have shared “the one where his head is supported but my face is just okay and Luna is over it.”

You have to pick and choose your priorities, folks. Chrissy knows that, no matter what, trolls are going to have something to say.

“Or,” Chrissy asks, should she share the photo of “him crying and my face looks okay and luna is over it?”

So, no matter what, Luna is over it. Luna is 100% done.

Speaking of sweet little Luna Stephens being so totally over it, check out this photo.

Chrissy showed Luna this in-store advertisement featuring her face.

Luna correctly identified the model’s photo as her mother’s.

She was not impressed.

Luna is just a few months past turning two years old. She loves her parents, but when you’re that age, everything that your parents want to do is exhausting and takes forever.

Chrissy also shared a short video in which she pretends to shoplift.


First of all, you know, stealing is bad. You might think that shoplifting only “hurts” a huge, faceless corporation, but employees are held accountable for shrink.

“ONE, BECAUSE IT’S WRONG,” Chrissy explains.

Apparently, this may have really been an edit, because it sounds like Chrissy got trolled over it.


Trolls love to target Chrissy. We can’t imagine that many of them believed that she was actually shoplifting.

Chrissy followed up that edit with an update.

“Update,” Chrissy writes. “I am currently scrubbing pots in the back of a sephora.”

This is a reference to what old-timey cartoons tell me was once a custom of restaurants forcing customers who couldn’t pay for their meals to work off the expense by washing dishes in the kitchen.

We’re pretty sure that, these days, the restaurant just contacts the police or bans the customers from returning.

In either case, fusing that concept with shoplifting beauty supplies is very much Chrissy’s sort of humor.

She is such a delight.

Chrissy Teigen recently took issue with a news chyron referring to her as a “model.” She says that it no longer really describes her.

She was a model and, clearly, she still is, even if they’re for products with which she is involved.

Besides, neither “Twitter Queen” nor “MILF” really make a lot of sense for some random producer at CNN to write up to play on the news.

At the time, Chrissy was giving a speech at a Keep Families Together march on Saturday.

On Instagram, she expressed pride that her Donald Trump impression made the news.

She is such a treasure.


Chrissy Teigen: Yeah, I Steamed My Vagina; Take a Look!

We’ve all watched and laughed as Gwyneth Paltrow defends vaginal steaming despite medical science. We’ve laughed even harder when Farrah Abraham does it for attention.

But now, with a heavy heart, we must disclose that Chrissy Teigen has begun to dabble in vaginal steaming. It’s heartbreaking.

In fact, Chrissy even documented her experience. You can see that below.

Like most parents, Chrissy Teigen’s tweets are often about her family, particular daughter Luna’s ongoing milestones and baby Miles’ breastfeeding antics.

(And about politics. Everyone tweets about the news and politics every day for these past couple of years because every day brings new horrors)

But Chrissy decided to share something personal — very personal.

“Face mask / heat pad / vagina steam,” she writes on Twitter, teasing the image to which she linked.

Care to guess which of those things made people’s eyes bulge in surprise and horror? No need to guess — it was “vagina steam.”

“No, I don’t know if any of this works,” she admits. “But it can’t hurt right?”


Chrissy then answers her own question with: “*vagina dissolves*”

That’s quite the image.

“I said vagina,” Chrissy tweets as a follow up as she looks at her own words.

She explains that it’s one of thiose times when a word that you’ve written just doesn’t look right.

“It looks so weird I wanna change it to vajay,” she admits. “But I’m gonna try to be adult about this.”

In the mean time, one of those Twitter bots that automatically responds to tweets with ads based upon key words tried to sell her a steamer.

“Lol,” Chrissy replied.

Vaginal steaming is controversial to say the least.

The supposed benefits are said to include easing tension in the vagina, reducing bloating and period cramps. 

It is also supposed to “cleanse” the vagina and uterus.

But so much about the treatment is unproven  … including whether it is safe or unsafe.

Medical science is leery of the concept in general.

See, vaginas are just not adapted. And many fear that the sudden influx of foreign moisture could create a cozy environment for unwanted bacteria and yeast.

That does not sound ideal.

Of course, Chrissy Teigen is probably experiencing some postpartum discomfort and is clearly eager to try anything and everything to resolve it.

Just a little over a month ago, Chrissy and John welcomed their second baby, a precious little boy named Miles.

They have a lot of love for their child, just as they do for Luna.

But being a parent to a newborn is exhausting … especially if you’re breastfeeding.

Chrissy has been open about her experience on Twitter, revealing that Miles nurses every two hours.

She has also mentioned that he takes a while to nurse — sometimes taking two hours and then immediately being hungry again.

We’re glad that he’s getting the nutrition that he needs, including gut flora and a jumpstart for his immune system, but that must be so exhausting for poor Chrissy.

So, Chrissy decided to steam clean her vajayjay.

Is that a little out there and arguably questionable? Yes.

But it’s a far cry from shoving rocks into your vagina to get better at sex. In fact, steaming is one of Gwyneth’s less ridiculous yet still absurd proposed remedies.

And unlike some stars we could name (Gwyneth is just one), Chrissy doesn’t seem to be promoting the treatment.

She’s just being frank and honest with her followers on social media.

That’s part of her brand.