Farrah Abraham STILL In Jail After Telling Cops to Go F–k Themselves!

Oh, Farrah.

When you got fired from Teen Mom OG for generally being an awful person, we thought your days of entertaining/depressing us with your bonkers bad behavior had come to an end.

In retrospect, we should’ve known a day like today was coming.

In case you missed it, Farrah was arrested on charges of battery and trespassing last night after allegedly assaulting a male staff member at the famed Beverly Hills Hotel.

According to the police report, she was booked at 1:48 AM.

As of right now, she’s still being held on $ 500 bail.

We still don’t know what set Farrah off (although we do know that booze was involved), but TMZ has obtained video of Farrah’s arrest, and as you may have guessed — it ain’t pretty.

At one point, one of the arresting officers begins searching Farrah’s purse, and the former reality star demonstrates that even in her state of inebriation, she’s well aware of the reality of her situation:

“Do you want to do that on camera so that everyone at TMZ can see?” Farrah asks.

Further proving that her diva-like attitude remains intact, Farrah tells one of the officers, “I don’t want to be arrested.”

She then repeats the phrase “I am not going to be provoked to be arrested” several times.

Then things really take a turn for the worse, as Abraham screams, “I am not resisting you!” before breaking down in tears (a classic Farrah tactic) and accusing one of the officers of hurting her.

A spokesperson for Farrah issued a statement today in which she thanked fans for their “concern” and urged them to “remember there are two sides to every story.”

Meanwhile, police have issued their own statement, in which they state the painfully obvious and confirm that Farrah has hammered at the time of her arrest.

“Officers noted that Abraham exhibited signs of intoxication during the investigation,” stated Lieutenant Elisabeth Albanese with the Beverly Hills Police Department this afternoon.

It may be hard to believe, given her many years of batsh-t behavior, but this is only Farrah’s second arrest.

The first took place in 2013, when she was hauled in on DUI charges.

Back then, she pled guilty and was sentenced to six months probation.

This time, Farrah might find herself facing a stiffer penalty.

For one thing, she’s no longer a first offender.

On top of that, there’s a legal precedent in this case, as it was just last year that Farrah’s fellow reality star Kim Richards was arrested for a drunken assault at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Richards very narrowly avoided jail time, but even if Farrah proves equally lucky, she’s got another problem on her hands:

Sources have indicated that Farrah’s 9-year-old daughter Sophia was with her in the hotel on the night of the incident.

Sophia is currently in the care of a nanny, but Farrah might soon be facing a custody challenge from her mother, Debra Danielsen:

“She needs to be with her family, not about strangers and volatility and her mother being arrested,” Danielsen told Radar when asked about Sophia.

“It’s very disgusting. She needs to go to school… She needs to not be dragged on a party all over the world.”

We’ll have further updates on this developing situation as more information becomes available.


Ciara Responds to Backlash After Telling Women to Get Married!

Even though it hasn’t even been two full years since Ciara and Russell Wilson got married, Ciara apparently feels like she’s in a place to give some very heavy-handed marriage advice.

After Ciara shared some “advice” that didn’t go over very well with fans, she received quite a bit of backlash. Some believed that she was shaming women for not being married.

Now, Ciara is speaking out. But we’re not sure if this is going to smooth out those ruffled feathers.

Ciara seems to be one of those people who thinks that there’s one right way to do things — and it’s whatever way she happens to do them.

And she’s also apparently one of those people who thinks that she can just stand above everyone else and give out advice.

On Instagram, Ciara shared a video of a sermon with the quote:

“Too many women want to be married, but you’re walking in the spirit of ‘girlfriend,'” a quote by the pastor who is speaking in the video, John Gray.

Ciara then added to it: “#LevelUp. Don’t settle.”

As you can imagine, this didn’t exactly go over well with a lot of fans. Nobody follows singers to get preached to.

“Ciara’s playing a dangerous game. You should never, no matter how perfect your relationship/marriage appears to be, sit on a throne and tell people why they’re not romantically successful. You can be the queen of the ball today and have cake in your face tomorrow!”

Others took issue with the pastor’s line, and the distinction that he gives between wives and girlfriends, saying:

“The difference between the two is a ring and a piece of paper…this speech is a hot piece of garbage.”

Others brought up Ciara’s past. People who formerly lived in glass houses still shouldn’t throw rocks.

“Ciara telling women to ‘Level up’ and live ‘like a wife’ so they can b married is astounding to me. Didn’t you need grace, mercy, & compassion when you were being dragged up and down the Internet for the Future situation? How quickly ppl forget when they reach a perch of privilege.”

Some, however, defended Ciara, saying that fans were hypocritical and just rejecting the advice because it wasn’t what they wanted to hear.

“Y’all wanted to know how Ciara snatched a Russell Wilson, and she told y’all but now y’all mad. LMAO.”

Others lashed out at how people had brought up Ciara’s past.

“Ciara’s GROWTH has nothing to do with her denying her past …. Y’all heffas get mad at fellow women for trying to encourage you to do BETTER because you deserve better but you’re also upset when men degrade you. Y’all Just gotta play victim because Hoe is Life.”

We think that the issue is that “girlfriend” isn’t worse than “wife,” it’s just different. A lot of her fans felt like they were being shamed.

Ciara responded with an Instagram post that … well, it’s probably not going to endear her to the people who didn’t like her previous post.

“I was [once] that girl wanting to be loved a certain way bit was making the wrong choices. I found myself at my lowest moment.”

That sounds so sad.

“I was a single mom sitting at home, and then I realized that the perfect love I was looking for was how God loves me, how He wants me to be loved, and who He was calling me to be as a mom and a woman.”

A lot of folks are going to object to her describing single motherhood as her “lowest moment.”

“That’s when I realized married [or] not married… I needed to love myself. #LevelUp”

Self-love is a valuable thing to learn. Not everyone wants to get married now or to get married ever, but everyone wants to love themselves.

It’s not clear whether Ciara believes that Russell Wilson found her alleged godliness so attractive that he wanted to marry her, or if she believes that her current marriage is a divine reward.

Maybe both?

A lot of fans still

Surely, if Ciara doesn’t like being mom-shamed, she shouldn’t … existence-shame women?

But we should acknowledge that this is what worked for Ciara. Clearly, some fans want to know how she found her current happiness, and she’s sharing it.

Just because it clearly wouldn’t work for everyone doesn’t mean that she’s wrong to share the advice, right?


Kailyn Lowry to Jenelle Evans: Thanks For Telling the World I’m Pregnant!

Jenelle Evans isn’t very popular with her Teen Mom 2 castmates these days.

On Tuesday, Jenelle’s feud with Chelsea Houska erupted in epic fashion on Twitter, and it wasn’t even Jenelle’s first beef of the week!

That title belongs to the Jenelle vs. Kailyn Lowry bout that fans witnessed on the Teen Mom 2 after show on Monday night.

As you may have heard, Kailyn is pregnant with her third child these days, and like Jenelle before her, she unsuccessfully tried to keep the news under wraps during the early months of her pregnancy.

For weeks before she broke the news, fans were openly speculating that Kailyn was secretly knocked up.

Kailyn repeatedly denied it, which makes sense, as she hoped to go public with the news on her own terms.

But brushing off the rumors became considerably more difficult after Jenelle seemed to publicly confirm that Kailyn is pregnant.

Jenelle tweeted her congratulations to Kailyn several days before she shared the news of her pregnancy in a press release, and Lowry said on Monday night that she believes it was a cynical attempt to re-ignite an ongoing feud:

“Jenelle tweeted something that she heard from the crew before I announced it,” Lowry said on after-show.

“I wasn’t planning to announce it that way. I didn’t get to do it the way I wanted.”

Kailyn speculated that Evans congratulated her to be a “smart ass,” adding, “We haven’t always been on good terms.”

After the show, however, in an unexpected turn of events, Kailyn seemed to apologize to Jenelle on social media, telling Radar Online:

“She apologized because it wasn’t me, it was Javi [Marroquin].”

Jenelle claims the reason for Kailyn’s contrition is that she realized the tweet she falsely attributed to Evans was actually posted by Javi Marroquin.

No word on how Kailyn might have confused the father of her second child with her rival co-star who lives in a different state, but hey, if this is the least unbelievable story Jenelle tells this week, we’ll consider ourselves lucky.

Amazingly, an anonymous source tells Radar that Kailyn actually did realize her mistake, and issued an apology to Jenelle simply to clear the air:

“They just haven’t always seen eye to eye at different times throughout the years,” the source said.

“She did feel bad about calling her out. Once Jenelle explained the situation to her privately, she did apologize.”

Yes, someone is apologizing to Jenelle Evans, instead of waiting impatiently for an apology from her.

This year is just full of surprises!

Watch Teen Mom 2 online for a reminder of just how bonkers the Carolina Hurricane really is.


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