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Alec Baldwin Shades Daughter Ireland’s Latest Instagram Thirst Trap

No matter how old your parents get, they’ll never grow tired of embarrassing you. That includes celebrity parents on social media.

Ireland Baldwin is the 22-year-old daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger. She is a beautiful model who sometimes goes topless on Instagram.

But when she posted a recent thirst trap on Instagram, her dad couldn’t resist calling her out on it.

Instagram’s comments system is a disorganized mess, where people can lose track of their own comments under a slew of new messages.

But that does not actually mean that your comments are invisible. They’re still there, and people can see them.

And if you’re a celebrity, there’s a more than decent chance that people are tracking and screencapping your comments across all social media.

If you leave a random thirsty comment on somebody’s Instagram pic, people will notice.

The same is true if you try to shame your daughter for posting a thirst trap.

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Ireland posed in a racy pic on Instagram, which she does all of the time — it’s part of her job and part of her brand as a 22-year-old model.

In the photo, she is posed ona  motorcycle while the photo, taken from a low angle, showcases her bare leg and the curve of her derriere.

Alec commented on his daughter’s photo, writing: “No. Just … no.”

Clearly, unlike the man whom he so often portrays on Saturday Night Live in recent years, Alec has no interest in seeing his daughter in various states of undress.

We know that it’s awkward but, if that’s the case, maybe he should just unfollow her on Instagram?

Ireland Baldwin has shut down body-shamers before because she is an absolute treasure who knows that we have to confront awful comments at every turn.

But how do you respond when the body-shamer is your own father?

(Plenty of women have had to ask this same question, including adults like Ireland, and the answer is different for different people)

Whatever Ireland may have said or done behind the scenes appears to have made Alec realize that he had embarrassed her or embarrassed himself.

Because he has now posted an indirect apology.

Over the weekend, Alec posted a series of photos indicating that he is spending time with his young grandchildren.

At around noon on Monday, it appears that he realized that he should make a conciliatory gesture towards Ireland.

Posting an innocuous photo of her on Instagram, Alec captioned: “Actually, this is number one out of five…”

The implication, of course, is that she is his favorite child.

Many immediately assumed that he was trying to apologize or at least compensate for his comment under her modeling photo.

Overall, we’d say that this is a far cry from that one time that Alec Baldwin called 11-year-old Ireland a “rude, thoughtless little pig” in a voicemail.

No one should speak to anyone like that, but that is even more important for parents speaking to their children.

Ireland chose to continue to speak to her father as an adult, however, and says that the two of them have a much better relationship.

While Alec’s comment wasn’t nice, we should at least remember that he’s said a lot worse to her in the past. So … that’s something.

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Kourtney Kardashian Posts Ab-tastic Thirst Trap, Sends Epic Message

Kourtney Kardashian shared an absolutely tantalizing photo to remind the world that she’s hotter than Kim will ever be.

Maybe she was also sending a message to Younes Bendjima — or to Scott Disick. It’s hard to say for sure.

You’ll have to take a look at this ab-tastic pic and decide for yourself.

The first thing that you need to know about this gorgeous image is that the White Fox Swim brand bikini she’s wearing is called “100% SALTY.”

Maybe that’s just a coincidence. Or maybe she’s feeling salty af.

The second thing that you need to know is that her caption simply reads “detox.”

It’s difficult to tell if she means that she is literally detoxifying herself after perhaps indulging a little … or if she is just relaxing after being around toxic people.

The third thing that you need to know is that she looks all kinds of hot. Take a look at these abs.

Now, is this just another Kardashian thirst trap, or are we looking at a message aimed at someone in particular?

The first suspect who comes to mind as a target for Kourt’s Instagram messages is Younes.

This wouldn’t be a plea for him to come back.

After her ugly breakup with Younes, which involved accusations of cheating, he would be the one begging her to take him back.

No, this would be her flaunting her gorgeous self to show him exactly what he is missing.

And maybe she’s “detoxing” after the end of their relationship.

On the other hand, Kourtney was partying with Scott Disick just a few days ago at Kylie’s 21st birthday party.

The two were seated side-by-side and, while they weren’t shoving their tongues down each other’s throats (at least, not while on video), they seemed to be getting along just fine.

Khloe and Kim were not even a little shy about their fantasies of Kourtney reuniting with the father of her children.

Was this Kourtney showing Scott that she’s every bit as hot as his almost-20-year-old girlfriend?

Or was she just literally detoxing after spending Kylie’s birthday partying by his side?

That said, there is another obvious target for Kourtney’s not-so-subtle message.

She and Kim have been feuding intensely on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

You might dismiss that, since the feuds were filmed months and months ago — but remember that Kim and Kourtney’s feud spilled onto Twitter. Recently.

On the show, sparks flew between the sisters after Kim lashed out in response to Kourtney being difficult about the family Christmas card.

Kim told Kourtney that she was the least interesting to look at of all of the members of the family.

We’d say that Kourtney’s gorgeous “detox” pic pretty much destroys that claim.

We don’t know which of these theories is right. Kourtney might be multitasking with a single photo.

It’s also entirely within the realm of possibility that she just posted a hot pic of herself for its own sake.

Look at it again — there’s no need for a second meaning. Not with abs like those.

Kourt has truly blessed her followers.

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Tyler Baltierra Flaunts WILD Weight Loss in New Thirst Trap!

Teen Mom OG star Tyler Baltierra has shown off his insane weight loss in recent weeks, but he’s been working to do more than just shed some pounds.

He’s working hard to tone his body and regain his abs. And, as you can see below, it is clearly working.

There’s a fine line between sharing your body transformation progress and posting a thirst trap, and Tyler may have just crossed it.

It’s not #TransformationThursday yet, but clearly Tyler Baltierra was happy to share his extraordinary progress with his fans and followers.

“Five months ago, I was 208” pounds, Tyler Baltierra shares in the caption of the photo that he shared with Snapchat followers.

208 can be a lot or a little, depending upon your height and build. At only 5-foot-11, he was feeling a little to large at that size.

“… Today?” he continues. “163! #BOOM.”

That’s a 45 pound weight loss in only 5 months. That’s 9 pounds a month! And just look at the results:

Like we said, he isn’t just walking the line between a fitness pic and a thirst trap. He crossed it.

But why shouldn’t he? He’s really transformed his look this year.

His pecs and abs are looking top notch. His hard work is obviously paying off, and he has every right to flaunt the results to the world.

This is a great reminder that all of this is about more than just shedding some unwanted pounds.

Tyler has detailed his mental health struggles online. He’s also sharing his efforts to improve his physical health.

Beside the side-by-side ab pics below, Tyler writes: “1 month before (LEFT) & after! (RIGHT)”

“Finally making some progress on this goal of mine,” he proudly shares with his fans and followers.

“I think It’s important to document your journey,” Tyler says. “Even if you don’t ever decide to share it.”

For some people pursuing weight loss, the photos at the start of their efforts aren’t the sort that they would ever want to share. That’s fine.

But Tyler explains why it’s important to keep a personal photo journal.

What he’s describing here is what fitness folks refer to as personal accountability photos. Some share them daily.

“Because the days you don’t feel like putting in the work because either you don’t feel like you’re seeing results or you’re just feeling lazy as hell,” Tyler explains. 

He continues, saying that: “those are the days those pics come in handy to motivate & prove to yourself what you are doing & why!”

“40lbs down & only 2 months of consistently working out…BOOM!” he announces.

And that’s up to 45, now.

“For once in my life,” Tyler says. “I’m actually pumped & pretty proud of myself!”

He has a lot of reason to be proud!

Unfortunately, some naysayers are already claiming that all of this body-sculpting is going to lead Tyler Baltierra to leave Catelynn Lowell.

They say that Catelynn might enjoy Tyler’s new body now, but that we’re only a few months away from news of a separation.

Though working out can be a red flag for an affair or an impending breakup, it can also just mean that someone wants to improve their health or self esteem.

And while it’s true that one partner suddenly changing their lifestyle can lead to a split, that doesn’t mean that it always happens.

Tyler and Catelynn have been together since they were twelve years old. It’s hard to imagine that some abs, however nice, are going to break them up.

Besides, as we said, Catelynn really likes what Tyler’s done with himself.

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Tiffany Haddish: Watch Her Roast Kris Jenner, Thirst After Chris Pratt!

We already know who won big at the MTV Movie & TV Awards. But there was more going on than awards, folks.

Tiffany Haddish was the hilarious host, and she had some great lines as she roasted everyone from the Kardashians to the Stranger Things kids. It's funny.

You might not trust her around food after this, though. Take a look.

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Tiffany Haddish is quite a character. Some of her claims and analogies are a little weird, but they always get a laugh.

She starts off by talking about some racial milestones.

"This has been a year of firsts for black people," Haddish says. "I'm the first black woman to host the MTV Movie and TV Awards."

That particular milestone is long overdue.

"Black Panther," she mentions. "Is the first African American movie to make a billion dollars."

That was an excellent movie. One of Marvel's best, in fact.

"And The Quiet Place," Haddish continues. "Is the first film to scare black people out of talking in movie theaters."

She is making a joke, there, about a stereotype that portrays African Americans as vocally engaging with films as they are happening.

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"I'm always excited to see the Kardashians."

"Hiiii," Haddish says, waving at Kim Kardashian, who is wearing problematic braids, and Kris Jenner, whose commanding presence is always welcome.

"That family," Haddish continues. "Is basically the Star Wars franchise."

That's true in lots of senses. They're successful, they're an institution in the entertainment industry, and they can also be very controversial. Also not everyone likes them.

"They make a ton of money, a new one is always popping up, and they’re ruled by a bossy overlord who sleeps in a mask and she loves black men."

Those first two are very true. The third, though?

First of all, Emperor Sheev Palpatine would be the "bossy overlord." I have personally made plenty of comparisons between Kris Jenner and Palpatine — all favorable, of course.

Sleeping in a mask sounds like a reference to Darth Vader (or maybe to Kylo Ren, though he hopefully doesn't sleep in that ridiculous thing).

We're not prepared to rule out that either Palpatine or Darth Vader fetishized black male Humans, but that is certainly above and beyond the realm of Star Wars canon.

Plenty of people were scratching their heads. But hey, it was funny.

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Haddish then turned her attention to another target.

"And you know who else I love?" Haddish asks. "Zendaya."

As the young people say, big mood.

"She taught me how to model," the host informs the audience.

"She taught me how to model," she repeats. "And I taught her how to grapefruit."

If you're fortunate enough to not be aware, to grapefruit involves slicing a grapefruit ring and using it as an improvised sex toy to enhance the experience while performing fellatio.

(Please don't do this; it's a terrible idea, particularly if it is followed by sex, where the fruit juices could ruin a vagina's pH balance)

"What?!" Haddish says in a mock-defensive tone. "She's 21, now. She's a grown woman."

That she is. This joke would not be funny, otherwise. But it is very funny.

"You gotta know how to do that if you want a husband," Haddish explains.

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She also has other celebrity guests on her mind.

"Seth Rogen is here," Haddish announces.

Seth, we should note, is sporting a full beard.

"I like you, Seth," Haddish says. "You're my favorite bearded white man since Abraham Lincoln."

That's cute. And then she moves on.

"The Jonas Brother is here," Haddish announces, to great applause.

She is referring, of course, to Nick. He is famously attractive and the entire audience immediately steels themselves for whatever sex joke she will inevitably make.

"Nick Jonas is going to tear it up with Mustard," Haddish says, referring to the musician beside Nick. "Which is also how I want him to tear it up with me."

While we appreciate her enthusiasm for Nick, we wouldn't recommend involving mustard in sex. That would be worse than grapefruit.

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Haddish also talked about Riverdale.

"Apparently, Betty dates Jughead because he's named after his penis."

(To be honest, that was a reminder to me that actual teens watch Riverdale; everyone I know who talks about it is well into their twenties, at least)

She also had thirst for more audience members than just Nick Jonas.

"I get to flirt with Chris Pratt from Parks and Recreation," Haddish brags. "And Chris Pratt from Guardians of the Galaxy!"

True.

"Hey Chris," she says. "I've got a galaxy you can guard."

It's not subtle.

Honestly, it was much funnier when she was trying to bang Leonardo DiCaprio

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Bekah Martinez: I Sent This Thirst Trap to Win Over Peter Kraus

Bekah Martinez resonated with the Bachelor Nation because she’s young, beautiful, funny, and oh-so relatable. And what could be more relatable than wishing that Peter Kraus were the Bachelor?

Bekah did, and she’s posting her The Bachelor casting photo to show just how far she was willing to go to get cast.

Her casting photo was a thirst trap … and also reveals just how thirsty she was for Peter.

The Bachelor Nation has spent months wondering why Peter Kraus wasn’t the leading man on this last season of The Bachelor.

At first, it was just disappointment, because Peter was a fan favorite and a lot of people wanted to see more of him.

(More of his face on television, we mean; simmer down)

Then it was surprise, both that he was not the Bachelor and that producers had made the seemingly random choice of Arie Luyendyk Jr.

After the world watched Arie’s brutal breakup with Becca and engagement to Lauren — they’re in Iceland and probably planning their TV wedding, by the way — many fans are more stunned than ever with the choices that producers made.

Bekah Martinez, this season’s breakout star, was more surprised than anyone when producers didn’t select Peter.

For proof, one need look no further than her casting photo.

Bekah shared this photo a week after the shocking finale, hearkening back to a more optimistic time.

In her captions, she roasted herself over her sideboob-sporting bid to be a contestant.

“THESE ARE THE LENGTHS MY CHEESY ASS REALLY WENT TO FOR MY BACHELOR CASTING PHOTOS.”

That line is followed by three emojis that wail tearfully, lamenting Peter’s absence from the role of leading man.

“#Blindsided #DidntKnowWhatWasComing”

The now 23-year-old (she was 22 until last month)

“(This isn’t me hitting on ol’ Pete. He’s too busy cuddling with his dog and doing pull-ups or something)”

She might not be flirting with him, but it’s clear that she’s been checking out his Instagram page.

With good reason.

So … no one really questions why Bekah had hoped that she’d be vying for Peter’s heart.

When Bekah explained to Jimmy Kimmel exactly how she became a missing persons case, she also admitted that she had hoped that the leading man would be Peter.

She has also been outspoken, sharing with the world that, even though he’s way older, she doesn’t think that Arie is mature enough to get married because he’s indecisive about what he really wants, and seems to reject women who voice their own opinions.

(Lauren Burnham is notoriously quiet, at least when she’s on camera)

Just a week or so ago, Bekah called out Arie for DMing her after the series ended, and exposed his private messages to the world.

DMing your ex is not a great look for a guy who just publicly broke up with one woman to go back to his most recent ex.

Though Bekah is a fan favorite, her newly revealed casting photo received some hateful messages, and this one … we just had to share.

“Thanks used prove to me Tia is right you weren’t in this for anything but peter!”

“Why would you continue to go on this show & and play with a man’s affections you’re 22 years old and I have a feeling that’s the reason why YOU left the age blank.”

This commenter seems particularly fixated on Bekah’s age.

“I’ve never seen the producers do that in all these years!”

What follows is a barely-coherent run-on sentence that we’ve broken into two chunks to make it slightly easier to read.

“You were a favorite of mine and I think you were a favorite of a lot of people until we seen how you backstabbed Arie he made a mistake he owned up to it he was there to find true love he found it now you belittle him for it.”

That same run-on sentence continues here:

“You can see on your face you were mad when you got sent home I think this is all in anger too bad I think they need to have a 25 age limit.”

An age limit of 25 is absurd. Not only would the Bachelor Nation have been deprived of its new sweetheart, but not every leading man is as old as Arie.

If Dean Unglert — who fell from grace in the eyes of fans but more or less redeemed himself on The Bachelor: Winter Games — were to star on The Bachelor, an age limit of 25 would make him one of the youngest people on the show.

(Deanie Babies was born in 1991, and will turn 27 next month)

No, this is just ageism. As we’ve seen, Bekah may be young, but she seems to have a good head on her shoulders.

After what we saw with Becca Kufrin’s heartbreak, it looks like Bekah’s much more willing to commit than Arie is.

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Tamar Braxton Attacks Dream Member Melissa Schuman as ‘Thirst Bucket’

Tamar Braxton is slamming a member of the girl group Dream who claimed Tamar’s estranged husband abused her … Tamar thinks she’s a “thirst bucket” who is just out for attention. Tamar set her sights on Melissa Schuman, who said Saturday Vincent…

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Vanderpump Rules Season 5 Episode 4 Recap: The Thirst is Strong With This One

On Vanderpump Rules Season 5 Episode 4 Scheana made a decision about her bridesmaids that sent shock waves through the SUR world.

Meanwhile, Katie Maloney discovered that Tom Schwartz was seeking therapy, and James Kennedy’s new girlfriend made an appearance.

Yes, someone is dating James Kennedy. Willingly!

If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you know that James is a royal pain in the ass who you either love to hate or just plain hate.

You also know that the guy gets around like a record, and this week we met his latest plaything, who he met at PUMP last New Year’s.

The lucky (?) woman’s name: Raquel Leviss.

“I played a little Beyoncé, and I wound up with a girlfriend,” James said, as the two promptly got it on behind a screen in his one-room rental.

Soon, Raquel (who apparently doesn’t watch Bravo) realized what we’ve all known for some time – that James had his fair share of haters.

“I’m not serving fried chicken, and they hate that,” James insisted, presumably implying that people who hate on him are jealous or something.

What other explanation can there be?!

Meanwhile, Katie Maloney, Kristen Doute and Stassi Schroeder all got together to gossip on Vanderpump Rules Season 5 Episode 4.

What else is there to do on a boring sunny afternoon in LA with the cameras rolling and so many potential pots to be stirring, are we right?

The group discussed how Scheana Shay was so hurt that Katie Maloney had gone at her over her “rekindled friendship” with Lala Kent.

Is it a loyalty thing? Or …

“When Katie’s drunk, she’s irrational,” Shay told Brittany Cartwright. “She accused me, like, four times of saying something I absolutely did not say.”

That’s when Lala came into work and started making small talk, at which point Scheana tried to avoid incurring the wrath of “Tequila Katie.”

Again.

“I’m really not trying to be a bitch,” Scheana told Lala.

“It’s just that Katie is one of my best friends. I’m happy to say hello to you and be professional. It’s just the conversation, it makes me uncomfortable.”

Speaking of uncomfortable, that’s what James was making everyone by continually showing up to work drunk. Like, visibly intoxicated.

James made a scene when the restaurant’s new hostess implied she had hooked up with him, placing him right in the middle of a scandal.

Again. Did he cheat on his girlfriend?

Jax Taylor and Lala found the James drama incredibly entertaining … in large part because the rumors weren’t about them for once.

“The only thing I can think about is, thank God that rumors are being spread about somebody that is not me,” Lala laughed.

Others were not so amused …

“Play your little discs, and shut up,” Lisa said, and after he failed to heed her warning and nearly fought her husband, Lisa finally fired James.

We’ll see if it takes this time.

Getting increasingly nervous about his upcoming wedding (to the surprise of no one) Tom Schwartz sought out a therapist to help him.

When his therapist asked if he is really ready to get married, he answered with a cringe-worthy, high-pitched, uncomfortable, “Yeah…”

Naturally, he was also too nervous to tell Katie that he was going to therapy, but soon realized he had no other choice but to do that.

Not that it’s going to be easy.

“It’s like being in a relationship with the f–king wall,” she said, crying all the tears over a glass of wine when he tried to open up to her.

Conversation over.

Katie’s alcohol-fueled “dark side” worries Tom, and for good reason, but whether he handles it in the best way possible is another story.

Going behind Katie’s back and asking Ariana Madix to be one of his groomsmen (seriously) when Katie doesn’t want her in the wedding?

Pretty amazing.

One can only imagine what her reaction will be to that next week … but we can almost guarantee it’ll be a moment worthy of this gallery:

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