Real Housewives of New York City Trailer: The Boat Trip from Hell!

The Real Housewives of New York City are about to take a trip.

And they may never be the same.

Bravo has released a trailer for upcoming episodes of this franchise's current season, with much of the footage focusing on much-anticipated and discussed boat trip in Colombia …

… and it looks and sounds truly insane.

Among the soundbites revealed in this preview:

Why is there a siren?

Where the f—k are the life jackets?

Get on the floor!

There are also quite a few tears shed, as teased here:

What the heck transpired on this so-called vacation?

Said Ramona Singer to Us Weekly in March:

"We hit extremely turbulent waters and we were freaking out. When you’re in turbulent waters and the boat’s really rocking … I was scared.

"I can’t swim so I was scared shitless, to tell you the truth."

It looks very much as if she wasn't alone.

Added an insider to this same tabloid:

"The whole cast was wet and terrified for their lives.

"Everyone felt very close to each other after going through that and anything people had been fighting about no longer mattered. All the women called loved ones when they got back to shore."

Of course, this trailer doesn't JUST preview the boat trip.

We get plenty of the usual drama from Singer, Bethenny Frankel, Carole Radziwill, Sonja Morgan, Tinsley Mortimer, Dorinda Medley and Luann de Lesseps.

The women laugh it up… they fight… they dance… they scream with joy and also in horror.

Bethenny goes at it with Carole; Sonja hurls shade at Ramona; Luann doing her best Sofia Vergara impression; and Dorinda even takes on Luann.

Over what?

Over the latter's arrest, of course.

“Don’t you dare talk to me like that. An ex con? You drink some more and get arrested again,” r says, pushing a drink Luann's direction. “Get married again. You’re awful.”

She later also tells Luann:

“I stood for you for everything. I almost got arrested for you."

Fun and dramatic times!

The Real Housewives of New York City airs on Bravo Wednesdays at 9/8c.

Check out this explosive fresh footage above!

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Audrey Roloff Shows Off Flat Tummy on Ember Jean’s First Beach Trip!

Audrey Roloff is once again posing in swimwear. This time, she’s showing off her post-baby body and flat tummy in Maui.

That’s not even the biggest deal, because Auj and Jer aren’t vacationing alone.

Take a look below to see baby Ember Jean’s very first visit to the beach.

Audrey announced the trip on Instagram, saying:

“OK friends, we are headed to Maui in a few days… which means a six-hour flight with a baby still recovering from an ear infection. Eek!”

Fortunately, she has the remedy for that ear infection.

“Lots of cuddles, tea tree oil, Frankincense, garlic oil, antibiotics, and prayer. Hoping she can kick this thing quick!”

The proud mother has since updated fans with five photos from Ember’s very first visit to the beach, captioning the images:

“Ember got a sandy bum and salty toes for the first time!”

(Looking great, Audrey!)

Auj gushes about Ember’s time at the beach, just one of Ember Jean’s recent milestones.

“She loved it! especially the taste of sand…”

Babies learn about their environment by putting things in their mouths, and babies can be fascinated by the strange gritty texture of sand.

“We are cherishing this much needed sunshine and time as a family away from the tyranny of the urgent.”

The Tyranny of the Urgent is a book from the ’60s by a man named Charles Hummel, who writes about taking time to do what is important, because so often things that are urgent take priority.

Audrey says that they’re all loving Maui.

“We have such a tender spot in our hearts for this island in the middle of the pacific.”

Like any social media savvy person (especially those who advertise their business on Instagram), Audrey knows how to court social media engagement from followers.

So she asks a question:

“Have any of you ever been to Maui?!”

She then invites comments.

“What are your favorite beaches, waterfalls, or things to do!”

Finally, Auj includes some tags.

“#journeyofjerandauj #beating50percent”

Jeremy also chimes in with a message.

“Aloha from Maui! The family and I are enjoying our time away from the mainland.”

Don’t worry — they love Roloff Farms and they’ll be back, but it’s always good to get away, right?

“Traveling with a kid is no joke though!”

It gets easier as your child gets older. But still, vacationing as a parent is never the same.

“Vacations look a lot different than before. However, it’s been so fun doing things for the first time again with Ember.”

Ember is still new to the world, but she’s really enjoying the beach.

“She’s such a happy girl.”

Ember is too cute, folks.

Jeremy ends his post with a surprising suggestion.

“Last night the thought came to us. Maybe we should do a Maui meetup! Who’s in Maui and would be interested?”

Honestly, fan meet-ups can go extremely well or they can be disastrous. 

In the mean time, though some fans have wondered if Auj and Jer are trying to duck away from the family to avoid Audrey’s rumored feud with Jacob Roloff, it seems more likely that this was planned long before she skipped his engagement party.

We hope that Ember has been enjoying herself.


Amy Roloff Takes Special Trip to Visit Camera-Shy Daughter

As has been well documented on the past few episodes of Little People, Big World, Amy Roloff spends a lot of time with Matt Roloff.

Probably too much time, both sides of this formerly married couple has admitted.

That’s what happens when you live fewer than 1,000 feet apart and when you still work together.

But while Amy may see plenty of her ex-husband, she sees very little of her daughter, Molly.

This member of the Roloff family has chosen to keep details of her life private.

She is not a cast member on the TLC series that has made the Roloffs famous nor does she frequently use social media or grant interviews with any magazines or tabloids.

Molly is content to simply live a non-celebrity life.

Thankfully, however, there’s no bad blood between Molly and her mother, as evidenced by the photo above and the two below.

They were all snapped over the weekend, as Amy spend a precious couple of days with her daughter.

“The best time in Spokane visiting Molly and Joel this weekend!” wrote Amy as a caption to the images, adding for detail;

“Hike, walk around the neighborhood, favorite bookstore, local eatery, church, great conversations…. Sure will miss them! I’ll be back.”

She concluded her caption with the hashtags: #spokane #auntiesbookstorespokane #amyssecondactcontinues #beautifuldaughter #favoritesoninlaw #loveyouboth.

(Amy sure does love her hashtags, LOL.)

Molly married Joel last August on her family’s farm.

It was an event attended by all members of this beloved family and one captured on camera; not by TLC, we don’t believe, but just by Amy, Matt and their kids.

They shared a number of photos from Molly’s big day on Instagram, as collected here:

Rather sweet and beautiful, huh?

Like her brother, Jacob, Molly does not appear on reality TV.

Unlike Jacob, who famously ranted about how phony and scripted Little People, Big World can be, Molly has never given a reason for her reluctance to step into the spotlight.

It may not be all that complicated.

It may be as simple as valuing her privacy, something we certainly understand.

But, it bears repeating, that there are no bad feelings in regard to Molly’s life decision.

She and Joel live in the Pacific Northwest, just like all of the former’s siblings and her parents, meaning she can at least spend some time with them every now and then.

The couple sure does look happy in these photos, and Amy looks happy to be hanging out with them.

We wonder if Chris Marek was invited or if perhaps he was just busy with other plans this weekend.

Either way, we’re glad to see Amy getting a chance to bond with Molly and we’re glad to see that Molly is doing well.

We wish her the very best.