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Give Omarosa Manigault at least a little bit of credit:
She has had a career unlike the career of any other human being in history.
We're not even really exaggerating here.
The reality star went from a contestant on The Apprentice… to actually working at the White House… to being fired by the Donald Trump administration… to returning to reality television on Celebrity Big Brother.
She made her debut on this CBS mainstay on Wednesday night and immediately went to work spilling all the Trump-related tea.
Speaking at one point to fellow random personality Ross Matthews, Omarosa was asked the following question:
“As a voter, a citizen, I never got it, why you went to the White House with him."
The obvious answer, of course, is because Omarosa is a selfish, close-minded idiot who only cares about fame and fortune.
But this is not the answer she provided.
“I felt like it was a call to duty, I felt like I was serving my country by serving him," she replied, impressively managing to keep a straight face while doing so and adding:
"It was always about the country."
Omarosa the Real and True and Committed Patriot.
My, how we've underestimated her this entire time!
"I was haunted by tweets every single day. What is he gonna tweet next?” she continued in her chat with Matthews.
Welcome to the world of every single person on the planet, O.
“Does anybody say to him, ‘What are you doing?'” Matthews asks in the following clip.
“I mean, I tried to be that person, and then all of the people around him attacked me,” Omarosa replies, breaking down into tears and alleging she got iced out by the administration.
We really are so sorry for everything negative we ever wrote about you, Omarosa.
We had no idea you were trying to be the one hero in all of this.
“Who has that power to say what’s going on?” Matthews asks.
“I don’t know. I’m not there. It’s not my circus, not my monkeys,” she responds. “I’d like to say not my problem but I can’t say that because, it’s bad.”
“Should we be worried?” Matthews asks.
And that's when Omarosa says the words that should scare us all.
Click PLAY to see what they are!
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'Til Death Do You Part, huh?
Are you sure about that?
The following Twitter messages may cause you to think twice.
We (mostly) kid, but these jokes and observations do sum up married life pretty darn well.
Scroll through them now and prepare to nod along vigorously if you're a husband or a wife…
1. Get Used To It, Fellas
2. How Dare You?!?
3. You Can’t Win, Guys
5. Parenting. Win.
6. There are Other Topics of Conversation
The campaign and presidency of Donald Trump have brought all manner of D-list boot-lickers out of the woodwork, many of whom have attempted to forge second careers out of their willingness to publicly fellate the Donald.
Scott Baio, Omarosa, Ted Nugent, and Stacey Dash are just some of the lackeys to emerge from the “where are they now?” file in hopes of winning Trump’s favor.
But of all the has-beens who have put their remnants of their reputations on the line for a man who clearly has no loyalty to his minions (ask Steve Bannon about that one) perhaps none is more perplexing than Piers Morgan.
In the States, Morgan might be best known as the guy who once co-hosted a cut-rate talent show with Sharon Osbourne, but in his native UK, he still has a career.
As the host of Good Morning Britain is basically the British equivalent of Matt Lauer … and we say that with full awareness that Lauer is a creep who was despised by his co-workers and received praise only when he announced his decision to finally go away.
On this morning’s show, Piers was as giddy as a schoolgirl, having finally secured an interview with his longtime Twitter crush, DJT.
For the most part, Morgan lobbed a bunch of softball nonsense at the president, but remarkably, he did actually broach a difficult subject by bringing up Trump’s retweets of Britain First, a bigoted hate group whose views have been universally condemned by British politicians.
Trump didn’t deny that he retweeted the group three times (“Well, three times. Boom, boom, boom. Quickly. Yeah,” he hilariously described the action), but he also refused to apologize for one of the dumbest moves of a presidency characterized solely by dumb moves.
“Here’s what’s fair: If you’re telling me they’re horrible, racist people I would certainly apologize, if you’d like me to do that. I know nothing about them,” Trump said.
When Morgan basically replied, “That’s some Palin-caliber word salad there, boss, but folks hane more finely-tuned BS detectors on this side of the pond,” Trump elaborated thusly:
“I don’t want to be involved with people like that. But you’re telling me about these people because I know nothing about these people.”
That was apparently good enough for Piers who took to Twitter after the interview to declare that Trump had “publicly apologised.”
Now, obviously, dumb Trump tweets are nothing new, but the Britain First links took things to a dangerous new level, as for the first time, the president was presenting an immediate physical threat to civilians of an allied nation.
Britain First followers have been known to engage in racially-charged hate crimes, and when their views are legitimized by none other than the president of the United States, it makes life measurably more dangerous for civilians in the UK and throughout the world.
As this week’s CNN threats reminded us, the president’s words have real-world consequences, and what’s nothing more than a petty social media feud to Trump is a literal call to arms for some of his followers.
But hey, if his apology is good enough for Piers Morgan, were sure it’s good enough to quell the homicidal rage of a heavily-armed far-right militia group.
Look, we understand that headline’s not gonna please anyone.
Either you’re a dyed-in-the-wool #MAGA ass and you came here just to deride us as a bunch of libtard cuck-flakes in the comments, or you’re part of the majority of Americans who wishes the president would stop tweeting entirely, in which case, you probably think we didn’t go nearly far enough.
But hey, our New Year’s resolution is to piss off as many people as many people as possible, and we decided to get an early start!
We kid, of course.
Resolving to offend people in 2018 is like resolving to breathe in and out. It’s gonna happen no matter what, and it doesn’t require any active effort.
For evidence of just how easy it is to piss off tens of millions of people these days, you need look no further than the tweets of America’s P-ssy-Grabber-In-Chief, Captain Offensive Pants.
No doubt still clad in a Trump Hotel bathrobe, the president frequently outrages half the planet before he’s even dropped his morning Big Mac deuce.
While our more heathen-y presidents may have taken the holidays off in order to drink Starbucks and slaughter a virgin, the Trump Train kept right on rolling!
By which we mean the 71-year-old leader of the free world spent the season of peace talking enough trash on social media to shame a recently-dumped middle school girl or a butthurt Star Wars fan.
And who were the Donald’s targets this time around?
Well, there was Vanity Fair, which committed the grievous offense of cracking jokes about a woman Donald once threatened to imprison, and then there was planet Earth, which has apparently pissed Trump off by continuing to exist despite his apocalyptic environmental policies.
First, some context:
In case you haven’t heard, it’s effing cold in the northeast. Like, even by “winter in the northeast” standards.
Someone told this to Donald, and his response was apparently to crack his knuckles and start sticking it to the libs:
“In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!”
Now, hopefully, we don’t have to tell you that’s a dumb thing to say or point out that weather and climate are not the same thing.
A cold day isn’t an indication that the planet is stable anymore than a single hot day is evidence that it’s heating up.
The world’s scientists are concerned due to data collected over several decades which indicates a disturbing trend toward hotter … ya know what? Let’s just move on to less-terrifying idiocy…
As you may have heard, there was controversy this week over a video posted by Vanity Fair, in which several staffers expressed their 100 percent-justified belief that Hillary Clinton should probably step away from the political arena for the foreseeable future.
The situation outraged the president, not because of the content of the clip, but because VF dared to issue an apology for the sake of those who found the video offensive.
“Vanity Fair, which looks like it is on its last legs, is bending over backwards in apologizing for the minor hit they took at Crooked H. Anna Wintour, who was all set to be Amb to Court of St James’s & a big fundraiser for CH, is beside herself in grief & begging for forgiveness!” Trump tweeted.
Never mind that our commander-in-chief is still devoting his days to picking petty fights with various media outlets, Anna Wintour is the editor of Vogue, not Vanity Fair.
Sure, they both star with “V,” but if we Donald off easy on this one, next week he’ll be referring to Justin Trudeau as the prime minister of Cambodia.
Needless to say, Trump was roasted to a crisp over both tweets, but sadly seeing our president get savagely corn-cobbed by the entirety of Twitter is one of the many things we’ve been forced to get used to in 2017.
Cheers to the new year!
*guzzles larce quantity of Dran-O*
Jenelle Evans and David Eason have endured a lot in their short time together.
Obviously, many–if not most–of their problems are self-created, but the newlyweds have also been dealt some bad hands by fate.
Earlier this week, one of Jenelle’s Twitter followers threw some mortality shade in what might be a candidate for Most Random Tweet of the Year.
“Taller people have shorter life expectencies. Just throwing this in the mix,” the hater wrote beneath a photo from Jenelle and David’s wedding.
Yes, someone looked at a photo of a smiling couple that had just tied the knot and thought, “Whatever, the guy’s gonna die soon, anyway.”
Fortunately, Jenelle apparently has fans, and many of them jumped to her defense, informing the Angel of Death that her tweet was obnoxious and out of line.
Initially, it looked like Jenelle would sit this one out, but eventually, she chimed in with a revelation that left fans stunned.
“Especially because he’s a cancer survivor…” Evans tweeted.
Asked for clarification, Evans wrote:
“Uhm..He had a thyroidectomy, why do you think he has a scar across his throat? He just doesn’t scream it out to everyone. It’s scary for us to deal with.”
Yes, it seems David survived a bout with thyroid cancer.
Jenelle went on to reveal that his treatment was long and difficult–and his family offered nothing in the way of support:
“He had radiation therapy,” Evans wrote, adding:
“Of course none of his family was there helping him either going through this. If you only knew the truth.”
Fans were aware that Eason has endured a difficult past, but this is the first time that Jenelle has spoken about his battle with cancer.
She did not go into detail with regard to how long ago the treatment took place.
Currently, Jenelle and David are going through yet another difficult time.
It was revealed today that Jenelle has accused her mother, Barbara Eason, of abusing her son Jace.
Jenelle called the police on Barbara last month, but no arrests were made.
Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more on the turbulent life of the woman dubbed the Carolina Hurricane.
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A woman named Liz Bertorelli has gone viral for overcoming a legitimate personal crisis this month:
She dropped her iPhone out her apartment window and watched helplessly as it lay on her neighbor's balcony… for days.
Why was she unable to retrieve it? Why couldn't her neighbors simply help out? How did she put one foot in front of the other and go on with her life following such a traumatic event?
Thankfully, Liz Tweeted a majority of this harrowing tale in real time.
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