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Matt Damon to Ben Affleck: Your Tattoo is Ugly AF, Bruh

Back in 2015, the world first marveled at the hideousness that is Ben Affleck’s giant back tattoo.

Many breathed a deep sigh of relief when Affleck revealed that the tattoo is fake and that he covered a massive segment of his torso with a goofy-ass cartoon phoenix for the sake of a movie.

Sadly, we now know that Affleck was lying about the tattoo being airbrushed on.

Earlier this week, Ben put the horrendous ink on full display while filming a scene set on a beach.

Needless to say, he was roasted to a crisp by the internet’s finest sh-t talkers, both for getting the tattoo in the first place and for lying to the world about it.

But Ben’s got some loyal friends in his corner, people who would never turn their backs on him … possibly for fear that he’d be all, “You know what would look dope, dude? A fire-breathing dragon like slithering up your spine!”

Matt Damon has been Ben’s bestie since the bygone era when Harvey Weinstein was someone people actually wanted to work with.

Last night, Damon appeared on The Daily Show, where he sat down with Trevor Noah to answer the tough questions about #BensBack.

“It’s not one man’s job to tell another man what he can do to his back,” Matt said in a classic dodge.

“I support him in all of his artistic expression.”

Clearly, Damon has mastered the art of throwing shade without really throwing shade.

If he actually liked Ben’s ink even a little bit, Matt likely would have said so.

With his non-response Matt joins the ever-growing list of celebs who think Ben’s phoenix is the fugliest thing 

“You know what we would say in my hometown about that? ‘Bless his heart,’” said Affleck’s ex and noted shade queen, Jennifer Garner.

The other former Jen in Ben’s life was even more direct in her criticism, telling Andy Cohen:

“It’s awful! What are you doing?”

She added:

“His tattoos always have too many colors, they shouldn’t be so colorful. They should be cooler.”

At this point, Ben’s life is basically a party question game:

“Okay, so you’re a millionaire and you get to dress up as Batman. But, you’re covered in horrendous tattoos and your exes flame you  on TV every chance they get. Would you do it?”

It’s a question each of us must answer for himself.

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Meghan McCain vs. Ana Navarro: It Got Ugly on The View!

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It was very much on Monday between Meghan McCain and Ana Navarro, as the latter made a guest appearance on The View and the former disagreed with her vehemently on the topic of immigration.

Without getting too deeply into the political weeds, this is a subject on the minds of many Americans these days.

In March, the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program is set to expire, which would leave 800,000 immigrants open to deportation.

These immigrants came here legally as children and have essentially known no other native country except for the United States.

They are documented and they pay taxes and lawmakers on both side of the aisle have said they wish to extend the program in order to protect the status of DACA recipients.

Alas, no legislation to do so has been passed.

And the Senate just approved a government funding bill that did NOT address this pressing matter.

That’s the backdrop for the heated argument that took place yesterday between McCain and Navarro.

Following a three-day shutdown, McCain argued that the Democrats were in the wrong for trying attach a DACA bill to a funding bill.

“It is not intellectually honest to say this is completely [Donald] Trump’s fault,” she said, explaining her side as follows:

“Democrats are playing partisan politics in the exact same way. DACA is a very emotional issue, I agree with you Ana, this should be an easy layup on both sides because of how popular it is.

But to sit here and say that this government shutdown has anything to do with my or the Republican party’s love for the troops is just intellectually dishonest.”

The panelists had previously gone back and forth about how military would not be paid for work during the shutdown.

“You have another month to figure out DACA in March,” McCain continued, attacking Navarro for referring to herself as a Republican.

And it was this remark that really set Navarro off.

“I’m a Hispanic immigrant Latina,” she said, elaborating on why this issue is so personal to her.

“I was brought to this country when I was 8 years old. My parents fled communism and it was not my decision to come here.

“Had my parents not had visas, had my parents not had the resources to hire lawyers, I would be a Dreamer kid too. That’s why it’s personal.”

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As you can see above, Twitter users were watching the exchange play out in real time.

And they had plenty to say about it.

McCain, however, mostly just said the same thing.

She wants to see the DACA recipients stay in America, she just believes that issue is unrelated to any funding of the government.

“It is attached to a spending bill. We have another month to figure this out,” she emphasized, adding:

“It is partisan politics and government obstructionism at the very worst.

“By the way, my father and Lindsey Graham, also your very good friends, have been at the forefront of DACA.

“Please don’t insinuate to me that I’m not on the side of DACA!”

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With that, the program went to commercial.

When it returned, McCain remained nearly silent for two full segments.

And opinion on social media really did seem divided over just who won this debate.

On the pro-McCain side:

#TheView Meghan McCain is a good addition to The View. Her perspective as a conservative is very much needed for a healthy debate. She’s very serious & committed to her beliefs & references facts when she makes statements.

On the pro-Navarro side:

Ana is brilliant – the way she took down Meghan was superb – producers need to make Ana permanent and also fire Meghan because she’s so so unlikable and just rude #TheView.

And so here is the question: On whose side do YOU fall?

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Wendy Williams to Kylie Jenner: Enjoy Your Ugly Baby!

Wendy Williams came out this morning and basically said Kylie Jenner is about to give birth to an ugly child.

As part of her daily Hot Topics segment, the irritating talk show set her mean sights on the 20-year old reality star, slamming her appearance… her impending child… AND her baby daddy.

Indeed, it was the rude trifecta!

“She’s only 20,” Williams said of Jenner, prior to getting up on her undeserved pedestal and adding:

“Her 20 is more like 35, because she’s grown up on TV in front of us… plus she’s got the mid crisis makeover already.”

This, of course, is an allusion to the many rumors that Kylie has undergone plastic surgery.

Such rumors have never been verified, although Kylie did admit back in the day that she does use lip filters and that her best known body part isn’t exactly all natural.

Why is this relevant right now?

Why does Williams feel a need to slam Kylie’s appearance?

It’s just how she always rolls. She’s a pretty awful person.

From there, meanwhile, Williams actually attacked Jenner’s unborn child.

More or less.

“Let me tell you something, you can do whatever you want to yourself, but the baby is still going to look like the old you,” Williams said, as the audience gasped.

Seriously, Wendy?!?

Did you seriously just warn a mother-to-be that her impending son or daughter will look like the less attractive version of herself?

You really do suck.

Just yesterday, Williams called out Oprah for being fat and Carrie Underwood for being a liar.

And she wasn’t done this time with the Kylie pregnancy situation.

After saying mean stuff about Kylie and her kid, Wendy moved on to Jenner’s baby daddy.

Without any evidence to back up her claim, Williams said that Travis Scott doesn’t want to be any kind of active father to his baby.

“I don’t think Travis wants to be involved with her anymore, he’s doing his rock star thing, he’s got money,” Williams said, concluding:

“He’s probably like, ‘You’re pregnant, figure it out. I’ll pay child support from afar.'”

Williams may definitely be correct.

Scott doesn’t sound like someone psyched to be a dad.

But what the heck, woman?!?

Why are you obsessed with wildly speculating on the very private lives of others?!?

Kylie, of course, has not come out and said a word about her pregnancy.

She’s clearly in hiding, perhaps because she’s ashamed of her belly bump and perhaps because she’s ashamed of the pregnancy itself.

We don’t know.

But that’s the thing: we aren’t about to randomly guess, either!

We’ll just wish her the best and hope she has a healthy baby and then move on with our day.

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Kylie Jenner: Pregnancy Is Making Me SO Ugly!

We’re still getting over the news that Kylie Jenner is pregnant with Travis Scott’s baby. But we’re not alone. Word is that Kylie Jenner’s freaking out about becoming a mom at 20.

But for a social media queen who’s usually considered one of the least shy people on the planet, Kylie has been positively reclusive since her pregnancy news broke.

And now an insider has revealed exactly what’s really going on in Kylie’s mind.

Nobody expected Kylie Jenner to get pregnant at 19 with a rebound guy she’d only been dating for about a month.

(If you did see it coming, congratulations; we’ll be coming to you for advice on all of our future gambling)

But she is, which means that she joins big sisters Kim and Khloe in being expecting a 2018 baby.

This will also be Khloe’s first baby, but Khloe’s not just an adult but an actual grown-up in a long-term relationship. And, despite Khloe’s desire to control everyone else’s life decisions, she might actually be ready for motherhood.

Kylie, on the other hand, is still at an age where she’s not legally allowed to drink or rent a car.

That said, the youngest of Kris Jenner’s spawn seems to have the best instincts in the family when it comes to caring for her pets. That can count for a lot.

But … like all first time parents, Kylie is simply not prepared for what lies ahead of her.

She’s also been wildly secretive, refusing to actually confirm the pregnancy while also going to great lengths to hide her baby bump.

(Don’t worry too much that it’s all a hoax, folks — Kylie’s been spotted with her baby bump in public and witnesses have confirmed that she looks super pregnant)

We’ve long suspected that Kris Jenner orchestrated the news breaking of Kylie’s pregnancy and that she has a big reveal planned.

But there may be more to it.

People‘s source says that Kylie Jenner is feeling insecure right now.

“Kylie is only trusting her closest friends and her sisters right now.”

That makes sense. A life of growing up in the spotlight would teach her to be wary.

“She wants to reveal things on her own terms but she’s of course having fun teasing everyone.”

That would explain the photos in oversized shirts and, of course, that time when she trolled fans with tampons.

“She knows all the attention is on her and her baby bump, but she won’t share until she wants to.”

Well, that’s absolutely her right.

People‘s insider had more to share:

“Travis is so excited about the baby.”

You don’t normally hear about a millionaire man in his twenties being excited that his girlfriend of one month got pregnant.

But if you consider how much Kylie Cosmetics is worth, it makes a bit more sense.

“They’re both trying to enjoy this time for themselves and keep it private as long as they can. They know it’s going to be a frenzy when they do come out.”

It’s already a frenzy, isn’t it?

“Travis is crazy about Kylie and he feels so lucky to have her and the baby.”

Again, we guess that Travis looked at how Blac Chyna’s life has panned out and figures that, one way or the other, he’s now set for life.

(And maybe he really loves Kylie, even though he may have cheated on her)

“The family has been welcoming — they know how important it is to Kylie that everyone gets along.”

Sometimes, you just have to be happy that your loved one is happy and smile even though you know that they’re not making the wisest romantic choices.

But Kylie is apparently taking issue with the way that her body is changing.

“Her body is changing and she’s very self-conscious about it.”

In pregnancy, your body often puts on weight (depending upon your genetics and also on your baby daddy’s genetics, as many of the body’s changes are caused by the placenta). Stretch marks are common. Your bones literally rearrange.

“She’s always been insecure that she’s not as curvy or pretty as her sisters.”

Well, a lot of people have insecurities. Even people like Kylie who, quite frankly, are shockingly and famously gorgeous.

We can see how pregnancy, and the accompanying changes, might not help.

But hey, at least she’s got those pregnancy boobs, right?

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Wendy Williams Stands By Husband Amidst Ugly Cheating Rumors

Wendy Williams makes a living by commenting on the lives of famous people.

But the irritating talk show host has now been forced to issue a statement about her own life… in light of some rather scathing accusations leveled against her husband.

According to The Daily Mail, Kevin Hunter, Williams’ husband over over a decade, is leading what the newspaper describes as a “double life.”

Sources have alleged to the publication that Hunter has been having an affair with a 32-year old massage therapist named Sharon Hudson.

Hunter – who shares a teenage son with Williams – has supposedly been splitting his time in New Jersey with his wife and, secretly, in a house just nine miles away that he bought for his mistress.

That’s some impressively ballsy cheating if such a set-up actually exists!

Public records do show that Hunter purchased this second property in 2004 and that Hudson has been living there since 2015.

Hunter helps manage Williams’ career and also co-owns a production company with his wife. He’s said to legitimately be “in love” with both women.

A rep for Williams named Ronn Torossian has denied rumors of an affair, telling The Daily Mail:

“One plus one does not equal three. This woman is a friend of Mr. Hunter but there is no there there.”

But photographs tell a different story.

Hunter was spotted canoodling with Hudson in Morristown, New Jersey mere days after he was also seen in Barbados with Williams.

To her credit, meanwhile, Williams did not avoid this topic on her talk show Tuesday morning.

She addressed it head on.

“It’s weird doing Hot Topics and being a hot topic,” she said, following supportive applause from her audience before adding:

“It’s some sort of weird story going around the Internet regarding my husband…

“You can believe what you want, but… I stand by my guy. We commuted this morning.”

It’s maybe worth noting that Williams isn’t actually shooting down the infidelity suggestion with these statements.

She’s simply saying she’s staying in her marriage.

“All is well in Hunterville,” Williams told viewers. “Don’t believe the hype and if there was hype, believe me you – I would let you know.”

She concluded this segment as follows:

“I’ll be following this story, so I guess I’ll have to watch to find out what happens.”

Overall, Wendy Williams is a pretty huge moron.

But no one deserves to be cheated on in the manner described above.

We hope for her sake that this allegation isn’t true.

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