Kate Upton and Justin Verlander: Married!

Most of us are familiar with Kate Upton. If not from her astonishingly hot photoshoots, then from her (in)famous Game of War ads.

She’s probably one of the most desired women on the planet, but as we all know, last year she and Justin Verlander got engaged.

Well, they’ve followed through, folks. Kate Upton and Justin got married.

Let’s start by remembering that Kate Upton’s huge boobs aren’t all that there is to her.

(And that isn’t a joking way of segueing into talking about her butt or whatever)

It’s true that her Game of War commercials weren’t, um, the best.

Don’t get us wrong, the sight of a fantasy battlefield is super engaging, and Kate Upton is all kinds of beautiful.

But between the realization that the commercial’s for a freemium mobile game and the fact that Kate Upton mostly just walked in front of a green screen while her boobs hooked viewers’ attention, we don’t know that they were effective ads.

(“Sex sells” has been somewhat disproven, as people are less likely to remember what excessively sexy people are selling)

But, even though Mariah Carey’s Game of War commercial was somehow better, it wasn’t Kate Upton’s fault that her commercials were ridiculed.

She’s a complex, multi-dimensional person.

She has a cross tattoo and has spoken about her experiences as a Christian within the modeling world, which has helped to shatter the image that outspoken Christians can’t become models who pose topless or advertise alcohol.

Anyway, we learned in May of 2016 that Kate Upton and Justin Verlander were engaged.

They had apparently become quietly engaged before that season of baseball — the sport that Justin plays — had even begun.

At the time, Justin Verlander’s team wasn’t really dominating the field, but people noted that it didn’t really matter — he was engaged to one of the most gorgeous models on the planet.

(A little perspective is healthy, folks)

Some celebrity engagements drag on for years and years. Others fizzle out as celebs have all sorts of ridiculous drama.

Not so for Kate and Justin.

On Saturday, November 4th, this couple followed through and got married, Us Weekly confirms.

At the Rosewood Castiglion Del Bosco resort in Tuscany, Italy, the 25-year-old model and the 34-year-old baseball player celebrated their union.

The wedding itself took place in a beautiful medieval church.

They opted for a medium-sized wedding, which makes a pretty sharp contrast with Kate’s whopper of an engagement ring.

Kate Upton, back when she first revealed their engagement, mentioned that she wanted lots and lots of flowers at the wedding.

Justin Verlander, as it happens, is allergic to flowers, but if an allergy pill can cover it, it sounds worth it to make the wedding picture-perfect.

Though, honestly, if flowers are going to be photographed with Kate Upton, nobody’s going to be looking at the floral arrangements.

Italy is a gorgeous location for a wedding, particularly if you’re in the market for a historical church.

Remember, Italy has been the seat of Roman Catholicism for over 1,500 years. It’s literally the birthplace of cathedrals and smaller churches, and of the Roman basilicas that inspired the first cathedrals.

There’s no word on whether Kate’s dog, a boxer named Harley, was present for the ceremony.

But gosh, we hope so — you want your family there for the wedding!


Kate Upton Performs as Britney Spears, Inspires Nostalgic Erections

Kate Upton appears on Spike TV's Lip Sync Battle this week, and from what we've seen, there are few words that can describe her performance:

Boob-tacular. Booberiffic. Boob-tastic.

You get the idea.

Kate Upton has giant boobs, and she's not afraid to put them to good use.

So when we first learned that Kate would be appearing on Lip Sync Battle, we imagined it would be a jiggly affair.

But we had no idea what was in store …

Kate decided to take the opportunity to pay tribute to pop goddess Britney Spears, who these days appears to have achieved full-blown icon status at the age of 35.

Obviously, Kate had many Britney personas to choose from:

She could've come out draped in a snake, dressed in a form-fitting flight attendant's uniform, or dragging a bloated Kevin Federline on her coattails.

Hell, she could've shaved her head and come out swinging an umbrella!

The possibilities are endless.

Fortunately for us, Kate decided to go old-school. Literally.

She squeezed into a school uniform that's almost certainly fraught with dress code violations in order to bounce around to the tune of Brit's first hit, "… Baby One More Time."

The effect is so stunning you may not even notice that Ricky Martin is in the background not wearing any pants.

Seriously, though, what the hell happened to Ricky's pants?

At this rate, the next season of Lip Sync Battle will be on Cinemax at 3 am.

Check out a preview of Kate's performance in the clip below:

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Kate Upton Sizzles on THREE Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Covers

As it turns out, being a cold-hearted, whiny, self-centered brat can really pay off.

Just ask Kate Upton.

We kid, but the ridiculously gorgeous model has landed her third Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition covers just days after reports surfaced that she threw some major fits unless she was given this honor.

We cannot confirm those allegations, but we can take a look at the trio of photos below and confirm the following…

… Kate Upton is very, very good looking.

That’s right, we said TRIO of photos.

Upton is featured on three different covers for the annual, bikini-themed issue… and she’s not even wearing a top for two of them!

The theme of this year’s special issue centers on body diversity and age inclusion, something that was vital to Sports Illustrated editor MJ Day.

Upton told the magazine that this theme also influenced her decision to strip way down for the publication once again.

“To have an issue that focuses on that is really an amazing moment for me because I think it’s important for everyone to be the best they can be, but not to strive to be a company or industry’s idea of perfect,” Upton tells Sports Illustrated.

She adds:

“For SI to emphasize every different type of perfect is really inspiring. Those are the campaigns I want to do and the career I want to have – to inspire women to love themselves.”

Well said.

With these Kate Upton pictures, the 24-year old probably also inspired quite a few men out there to buy new boxes of tissues. If you get out masturbatory drift.

Upton is engaged to the luckiest person on the face of the planet Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander.

She’s been outspoken in the past about Verlander’s body of baseball work, but she talked in this case to Sports Illustrated about the amazing body that she so often puts to work.

“This year, I had a completely different mindset about my body and instead of always trying to fit in a certain sample size, I wanted to be strong and healthy,” she explains.

“Changing my workout and focusing on weight training helped me do that. It helped me think about my body as a machine and less of something people can judge me on.

“People feel ashamed when they look bad one day, but it’s okay not to love yourself every second of every day. Appreciate what your body can do.”

Upton really need not worry one bit about this problem.

It’s safe to assume that plenty of people out there appreciate everything her body can do.

Along with Upton, those featured in this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition include Hannah Davis, who posed while pregnant with Derek Jeter’s baby.

And Christie Brinkley, who came out of retirement to pose alongside her daughters.

Those two had received a lot of attention of the past week or so for their gorgeous pictorials, but Upton is the one making every headline today.

“Wow, so honored and excited to be back with @SI_Swimsuit in an issue that celebrates beauty and confidence in all shapes & sizes,” she Tweeted last night upon revealing these trio of covers.

And to those who may complain about Upton – who was named Sports Illustrated Rookie of the Year in 2011 – nabbing her third Swimsuit Edition cover in just six years, we direct you to the following gallery of photos.

Take a close look at them:

And now ask yourself:

Why would anyone but Kate Upton ever be featured on these covers?!?


Kate Upton: Clash of the Sports Illustrated Covers!

As previously reported, Kate Upton has been chosen as the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model.

Yes, you’ve likely read that sentence before.

Because this is the third time Upton has been honored with this special issue’s cover, having flaunted her body for the magazine’s feature photo in 2012 and 2013 as well.

Despite being named Rookie of the Year in 2011 by Sports Illustrated editors – following her first set of bikini photos within the publication’s pages – Upton wasn’t very well know five years ago.

“If I got the cover, I would be really excited. It would be really amazing,” Kate said while shooting for the 2012 issue, adding at the time:

“It’s always what I’ve talked about. I grew up in an American family, so it always was on the coffee table and to be that girl on the magazine on the coffee table would just be really groundbreaking for me.”

The dream became a reality shortly after Upton sat down for this interview.

And the following 2012 cover launched her into superstardom:

A year later, it was off to Antarctica for Upton and her fellow models.

“When you think you’re going for a Sports Illustrated shoot, you think beach – sometimes it can be chilly and there’s going to be wind, but when you know you’re going to Antarctica, you know you’re going to be freezing and half naked,” Kate said that year.

“And I was very nervous because I grew up in Florida and I don’t do well in the snow when I’m fully dressed.”

Upton was anything but fully dressed for this pictorial.

Yes, she donned a winter jacket for the occasion.

But she didn’t wear a top of any kind!

Those enormous breasts were exposed to all the winter elements, not to mention a readership of millions.

“This specific shot was on the boat,” Upton explained back then of the cover, adding:

“It was the last shot of the round and the gave me coat, which, at the time, I thought was a miracle. At one point, I was sitting on the railing and then came down.

“The wind was blowing and they let me put my hood up and who’ve known that would’ve been the cover?”

After being featured on a pair of covers, word spread this year that Upton would not pose for SI at all unless she was given yet another cover.

We can’t confirm if that diva-like demand actually went down.

All we can say for certain is that Upton is, indeed, covering the Swimsuit Edition once again. And we don’t think any guy out there is complaining.

So there you have it.

Now you’ve ogle Kate Upton bikini photos from 2012, 2013 and 2017.

Take as long as you need or want to compare, contrast and wipe the drool off your keyboard and then VOTE: 


And the Winner is?

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Kate Upton Deserves the Sports Illustrated Cover. This is Why.

Earlier this week, savage haters unleashed an attack on Kate Upton, citing an unnamed source calling Upton a f–king "diva" and worse.

According to the New York Post, Kate "thinks she’s better than everyone because she’s an actress" and expects to be treated accordingly.

"Kate demanded that if she did the shoot, that she absolutely must get the [Sports Illustrated] cover," the inside source told the newspaper.

"She was being a big f–king diva.”

Upton may not be an actress in the sense that Meryl Streep is an actress, or even Meghan Markle is an actress. But step off, haters.

When it comes to modeling for Sports Illustrated, Upton is clearly better than anyone else, so if she wants to be on the swimsuit issue cover?

Why are we debating this.

1. Kate Upton on Insta

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Kate Upton is the sexiest woman alive, so if she wants her Sports Illustrated cover, they had best give it to her.

2. Kate Upton Blows Us a Kiss

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Another fantastic GIF of Kate Upton. Here, she blows a kiss to us.

3. Kate Upton Baywatch GIF

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If Kate Upton starred in Baywatch, we would watch bae. Sorry.

4. Kate Upton GIF: The Best

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There’s no way, or frankly reason, to sugar coat the fact that Kate Upton’s boobs are simply out of this world.

5. HOT Kate Upton Bikini GIF

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Kate Upton in a bikini, in GIF form. Amazing, amazing GIF form.

6. Kate Upton Stripping

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Kate Upton strips in the hottest GIF of all time. Or one of them anyway.

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Kate Upton: Acting like a F-cking Diva Over Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover?

Kate Upton is as beautiful as it gets on the outside.

According to a bombshell new report, however, the voluptuous model is dark and conniving and kind of evil on the inside.

Allow us to explain in further, alleged detail…

On Monday, February 13, Sports Illustrated will release its annual Swimsuit Edition, likely prepared to deal with the backlash that accompanies this rollout on a yearly basis.

But while the publication is used to dealing with complaints from customers, The New York Post writes that SI was forced to deal with an unexpected internal problem while lining up sexy photos for the issue this time aroun.

And that problem centered around Upton, her large breasts and her even bigger ego.

Just like last year, the 2017 version of the Swimsuit edition is expected to feature three covers: on that stars Serena Williams, one that stars 63-year-old model Christie Brinkley and one that stars Upton.

(In 2016, the three covers depicted Ashley Graham, Hailey Clauson and Ronda Rousey in body paint and/or bikinis.)

Well… one that maybe stars Upton.

An insider tells Page Six that Upton stirred up a lot of “drama” throughout her bathing suit-based suit.

“Kate demanded that if she did the shoot, that she absolutely must get the cover,” the newspaper writes, adding of Upton:

“She also had a list of photographers and hair and makeup people she would only work with.”

Those latter demands are probably not unusual for a celebrity of Upton’s stature.

But Upton has already appeared on the Sports Illustrated cover in 2012 and 2013 and those close to this situation say he attitude and behavior have been anything but appropriate.

“She was being a big f -cking diva,” an insider claims. “She’s thinks she’s better than everyone because she’s an actress.”

Wait… she is?!?

The busty blonde did appear in The Other Woman three years ago, opposite Leslie Mann and Cameron Diaz.

But the comedy wasn’t exactly embraced by movie critics.

She has three films in post-production at the moment, including one directed by William H. Macy and another by James Franco.

In 2015, Upton – who is engaged to Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander – was the subject of a New York Post article discussing whether her “ego is ruining her career.”

One modeling industry veteran said that her “demands became ridiculous.”

We can’t wait to see how Upton responds to this uproar.

As we’ve seen in the past, Upton is unafraid to speak her mind.

The only real move that Upton ought to take here is to stage some kind of coup.

Screw Sports Illustrated, right?!?

Why not just pose for a bunch of naked photos on your own and release them on Instagram for all to see?

We see no other option for you to take, Kate. Do it. Do it. Do it RIGHT NOW.