Farrah Abraham: Letting Nine-Year-Old Daughter Drink Booze on Vacation?!

“Farrah Abraham is a good mother,” said no one, ever, in the history of Farrah Abraham.

Well, we can’t confirm that no one has ever said that, but it’s got to be true, right?

After all, why one anyone have any reason at all to say such a thing about Farrah, former Teen Mom OG star and forever hot mess?

Ever since the first season of Teen Mom, when we first started to get a good look at her journey in motherhood, things have been concerning, to say the least.

Remember when her daughter Sophia was a toddler and she waxed her eyebrows?

Or all the times she left her unsupervised to fall off beds or burn herself during baths?

We’ve seen poor Sophia exposed to all sorts of fighting between Farrah and her own parents, and Farrah’s made plenty of bizarre remarks about her sex tape in relation to Sophia.

More recently, Farrah revealed that she and Sophia store nude photos of each other on their phones, and she also had the kid film her latest butt injections.

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It’s all weird, it’s all bad, and it’s probably never going to get any better.

That’s why, at this point, we just have to kind of roll with it when another inappropriate moment pops up.

If you haven’t been keeping up with the comings and goings of this little family lately, then just know that they’ve been doing a lot of traveling for the past several weeks.

They were in Fiji for a bit, then they moved onto France — you’ll probably remember that because of Farrah’s super embarrassing runway vagina-flashing.

Also while in France, Farrah posted those weird ass shots on Sophia’s Instagram, along with the caption “I love my mamas booty.”

For about a week or so now, this dynamic duo has been in Dubai, and it really does look like they’re having a great time.

But this photo was posted on Sophia’s account, and you should be able to figure out why there’s a little bit of outrage.

In the picture, Sophia is looking pretty cute, holding a glass of … something.

And it turns out there’s a lot of debate on what that something could be.

“I’m sorry is that champagne?” one person asked.

“I hope that’s apple juice smh,” another person commented, and yet another hoped that litte Sophia, just nine years old, is drinking “just some kind of bubbly juice” and “not actually alcohol.”

A few people actually came to Farrah’s defense, with one telling other commenters “you can’t actually be that stupid to think the restaurant would give her wine or champagne.”

But the haters remained strong — one replied with “if the little brat asked for it then yes, her idiot mother wouldn’t think twice” to supply her with some booze.

Another insisted that even if Sophia isn’t drinking alcohol in this picture, “it gives her the idea that it’s cool to drink.”

Luckily, the confusion was cleared up in another post, where Sophia (or Farrah, who even knows who actually runs the account?) explained that the drink was just “bubbly juice with gold flakes in it.”

So rest easy, friends, Farrah’s not roaming the world, getting her kid drunk in all sorts of interesting and glamorous locales.

And let’s be real, if this were a photo of almost any other Teen Mom kid, no one would assume there was anything but juice in that glass.

Let’s just pack up all our outrage and safe it for the next time Farrah truly deserves it, all right?

Don’t worry — odds are we don’t have to wait too long.


Kourtney Kardashian Treats Younes Bendjima to a Sexy Birthday Vacation

39-year-old Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend, Younes Bendjima, is now 25 years old!

To celebrate his birthday, Kourtney whisked him away on a sexy surprise vacation. Even Younes didn't know their destination.

But Kourtney is sharing some glimpses of their getaway. Take a look for yourself in the video below.

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Friday seemed normal enough.

Younes was Kourtney's date to the Syrian American Medical Society' Voices in Displacement event in L.A.

But his birthday was Saturday, so she made sure to have him on a private plane before the clock struck twelve.

Kourtney took to her Instagram stories to share a view of just the two of them on a plane together and some huge silver balloons that read "25."

Kourtney wrote:

"For once, he has no idea where we're going."

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Younes also updated fans on his own Instagram stories on Friday night, writing:

"Oh, s–t. She got me on my way to [I don't] know where."

In general, it's not a good idea to get onto an airplane if you don't know your destination.

But this is Kourtney and Younes. It's fine.

Younes wrote about his birthday excitement, saying:

"25 at midnight."

In the video below, in addition to the glimpse of their private plane ride, you'll see Younes' birthday cake — which features a frosting print of a photo of him as a child.

A little weird for the otherwise sexy mood that the two seem to be in, but it is an undeniably cute gesture.

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Younes wrote a birthday message of his own and shared it with followers.

"On this special day, I just want to thank God for the priceless gift of life that he has given me, my being alive, healthy and for the wonderful people he has put in my life."

People like Kourtney, presumably.

"My journey so far in life has been amazing. El hamdulilah [sic] always."

(It is believed that he meant to write "alhamdulillah," which simply translates to "all praise is due to God alone" or, more simply, "Praise God")

"Also, to my queen, my super hero, mom, I promise to live a life that will do justice for all the sacrifices you've made."

Awww, that is so sweet!

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Kourtney shared a video of Younes that we turned into a gif for you. You're welcome.

Commenters spoke up, congratulating the two of them on their sexy getaway.

"Kourtney is the most naturally, beautiful one of the Kardashians. Luv you and the family. You two are a beautiful/handsome couple."

A lot of comments were directed directly at Kourtney. But that's fair.

"Do you girl!! Have fun. You deserve it. He has swag! You are beautiful, and a sweetheart. What a match!!!!!"

Some comments were, quite frankly, bonkers.

"WHAT is WRONG w/ the Kardashian girls that THEY are PAYING for their guys to vacation w/ them, spend time w/ them and pay to occupy a theme park for their boyfriend's bday party?! Have they NO self esteem?!"

This person seems to be suggesting that archaic gender roles are so important that Kourtney should make Younes pay for his own surprise vacation, ignoring the obvious financial disparity between the two of them.

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That commenter wasn't even the only one who spoke up. Another wrote:

"So who pays for all tho travel.. the Kardashians?? Or do their men pay …"

It probably depends upon who has more money and whose idea a certain activity is. In most cases, why in the world would the person with less money pay?

Comments like that were shut down by fans who just wanted to see the birthday celebration.

"it's his birthday gift, omg & all your thinking about is who is paying for it., he can have anything he wants & they are traveling what an awesome bday gift. She is so smart!"


Take a glimpse into their sexy getaway in this video:

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Jersey Shore Family Vacation Recap: Ronnie Gets Busted, Goes on World’s Saddest Bender

Back in 2009, Jersey Shore became TV’s ultimate guilty pleasure thanks in large part to the willingness of its twenty-something castmates to put their various organs in harm’s way for our amusement (livers, genitals, irradiated leathery skin).

But will the schtick play as well now that they’re in their thirties and most of them have kids?

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro aims to find out!

If you watched last week’s episode of Jersey Shore Family Vacation, you know that Ronnie made the questionable decision to take a braless Swedish blonde into the bathroom, despite the fact that he has a pregnant girlfriend waiting at home.

(Sadly, his roommates admonitions of “Raaahn, staaahp!” fell on deaf ears.)

Pauly D pulled a move that once would’ve been known as a robbery, but now looks something more like an act of mercy.

Ron and the Swede put on the brakes, but they were well past the point at which his girlfriend would’ve been cool with that transpired.

To his credit, Ron was overcome with guilt, so he dragged his drunk ass to bed and resolved to make things right in the morning.

Just kidding, he stayed up and continued to guzzle Ron-Ron juice with Snooki until it seemed like a good idea to drag their daytime drunk asses out in public.

Ron proceeded to make things even worse by 

“I don’t trust her for shit. I don’t,” he revealed. “So all I can do is act happy and be the best father I can be, and at the end of the day, I’m still f-cking miserable.”

Ronnie adds, “If Jen was not pregnant, I don’t know if I’d be with her,” apparently forgetting in his inebriated state that there’s a camera crew documenting his every word,

(He later jokes about “canceling cable” before the episode airs, a rare occasion in which a reality star actually acknowledges the fact that they’re on a reality show.)

In one of the series’ most darkly hilarious moments to date, Snooki drunkenly accosts some children, while Ronnie, instead of stopping her from traumatizing the poor kids reflects on impending fatherhood.

At that point, he and Snooks finally decide to remove their balloon crowns and go to bed.

Unfortunately, a few hours later, they’re forced to wake up and answer the question: do hangovers and yachts mix?

The answer of course, is hell no, but the two of them fare surprisingly well, considering they were pounding giant fishbowl cocktails in theme restaurants as the breakfast crowd made way for the lunch crowd.

Ronnie’s plight worsens as the day goes on, when his girlfriend refuses to answer his phone calls.

He lets out some aggression by taking a few shots at Mike “The Incarceration” Sorrentino, but for the most part, the rest of the cast sits this episode out.

The strange pacing is a testament to the fact that the guidos’ lives are simply less eventful these days, and as a result, producers are often forced to expand on a single storyline until it fills 60 minutes of screen time.

That’s not necessarily a knock on Family Vacation, so much as its an acknowledgement that its a very different show than the original Jersey Shore.

The good news (we think?) is that Ronnie and Jen welcomed their first child and they’re still very much together.

Hopefully, going forward, he’ll take hs family vacations with his actual family.

Watch Jersey Shore online for more hijinks from our favorite aging UV ray enthusiasts.