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Farrah Abraham Flashes Vagina at Cannes, Still Really Loves Attention

There was a time the Cannes Film Festival was the international community’s most essential gathering of cinematic talents.

These days, however – like our cultural landscape itself – it’s mostly populated by reality stars and professional pretty people.

Which is why where Martin Scorsese or Werner Herzog might once have dominated Cannes-related headlines, now it’s Farrah Abraham and her famous vagina capturing all the attention.

Yes, Farrah stepped out on the red carpet with her genitals in plain view of photographers last night.

And while Farrah’s red carpet mishap is being widely reported as a “wardrobe malfunction,” those who have followed her career closely suspect that the high-profile vadge-flash took place according to plan.

And why was Farrah in attendance at the world’s most famous film festival?

We may never know for sure, but while she was on hand, the former Teen Mom OG star opened up to reporters about her ongoing legal battle with MTV.

As you may recall Farrah was fired by the network that made her famous as a result of her refusal to quit performing in live-streaming online sex shows.

Not surprisingly, Farrah is now claiming victory and insisting that MTV and parent company Viacom played right into her hands.

“I’m happy Viacom wanted to settle and I’m thrilled with the outcome,” Abraham told People magazine.

“I did the right thing by filing a lawsuit. I honestly felt that if I didn’t stand firm I would have regretted it my entire life and I would have thought my entire life ‘I should have sued!’”

Farrah went on to basically describe herself as the Martin Luther King of basic cable:

“Reality TV is a place where I’ve been very successful and have made history multiple times for social change, justice, and showing where society needs to be challenged and changed,” she continued. 

“My recent work with MTV ended on the highest note, and it’s a confirmation to me that I’ve been able to impact production and the network for the better, and I hope that they continue with their willingness to listen to creators, developers, and leaders to improve the exhausted forms of shows and adapt to the next levels.”

Clearly, Farrah is just regurgitating scripted comments here.

You can tell the remarks didn’t originate in her brain because one can read them and actually make some sense of what Farrah is trying to say.

We suppose that’s progress, in a way.

Going forward, we assume she’ll just start holding the mic up to her vagina and letting it do all the talking.

Watch Teen Mom OG online to relive Farrah’s time as one of reality TV’s most bonkers stars.

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Kim Kardashian on Instagram: Check Out My Vagina!

At this point, Kim Kardashian nude photos are a bit like new episodes of Law & Order.

They’re still enjoyable enough, but we’ve seen so many of them over the years that they’re not the sort of thing you get super excited about anymore.

But over the past few days, Kim has taken her nudity in an interesting new direction.

Yes, while her husband is melting down on Twitter, Mrs. Kardashian-West has taken a much more crowd-pleasing approach to capturing the internet’s attention.

Is she showing a lot of skin again?

Of course! But this time she’s focusing on patches of skin we haven’t seen very much recently.

As you can see, Kim’s vagina has been on display this week, and it’s all to promote her new line of fragrances:

Like we said, these aren’t the usual T & A selfies we’re accustomed to.

In fact, you’d have to go all the way back to the Ray J sex tape to see Kim from some of these angles.

You might not think that an extreme crotch close-up would be a good idea for marketing a fragrance, but Kim has proven time and again that she understands what makes the public tick more than a million Don Drapers.

And when it comes to shilling her new perfume, Kim has clearly decided that avant-garde nakedness is the way to go.

Considering that pic racked 1.4 million likes in less than 24 hours, we assume it’s working.

But Kim’s not stopping at photos of her hairless vadge.

No, she’s inviting fans to multi-sensory experience of her naked form.

You see, when you buy Kim’s fragrance, you’re also buying a piece of her, as the bottle is shaped like her body.

As you can see in the pic above, she even had a mold of her famous figure made for the risqué packaging.

Like anyone on the planet doesn’t know what Kim Kardashian’s naked body looks like at this point!

The woman’s Instagram page is more graphic than the gnarliest episode of SVU.

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Kim Kardashian Posts Picture of Shaved Vagina

Over the years, Kim Kardashian has shared many photos of herself naked.

Like, SO many photos of herself naked.

Heck, at one point, we dedicated an entire photo gallery to snapshots of Kim Kardashian nude

… and it was comprised of a lot of photos!

So the simple fact that Kardashian has uploaded yet another image of herself without any clothes on is not noteworthy.

We’re not even sure if we’d write an article based around this mere development at this stage, considering the frequency with which Kim gets naked for public consumption.

But Kardashian has never shared an image such as the one below.

This is not hyperbole, either.

For the most part, Kim’s naked images involve her standing or kneeling, with a sheet or some kind of garment covering her most private of areas.

Yes, she’s nude. But you can’t really see anything, you know?

However, in promotion of a new perfume set to hit the market on April 30, Kardashian has posted a picture on her KKWFRAGRANCE Instagram handle that is an extreme close-up.

It does not feature Kim’s face or boobs.

But it does focus on her stomach, her hips, her legs — and, yes, on her vagina.

Her very well-groomed and shaven vagina, we ought to say:

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We’re not trying to be crass here.

We’re just describing the photo in question.

It’s probably more intimate than any previous Kim Kardashian nude picture, for the reasons outlined above.

With Internet users already debating whether a mother of three ought to pose in this sort of manner, Kim captioned the very risque picture as follows:

#KKWBODY, KKW FRAGRANCE’S NEWEST PERFUME, IS COMING SOON ON 04.30.

Yup, that was it.

Don’t tell this woman she doesn’t know how to publicize a product.

Kim is trying to have it both ways these days.

She’s attempting to come across as both a dedicated mother and wife and a sexy social media star.

We’re not saying you can’t be all these things at once; we’re just admiring Kardashian for the ways in which she wants to be both relatable and the subject of your every fantasy.

She can post a racy image like this one second… and a precious image of herself and her kids the next second.

To wit:

The question, of course, is what happens when these same kids are old enough to use Google.

Or when their friends at school show them certain Kim Kardashian photos on their phone.

Kardashian is absolutely, positively, completely free to pose however she wants online. No judgment here.

But we do wonder whether she’s contemplated the effects some of these images may have on her children and whether she plans to talk to them about it once they grow older.

It’s an interesting topic to ponder, don’t you think?

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Farrah Abraham’s Mom Talks at Length About Daughter’s Vagina

The Hollywood Gossip has talked about Farrah Abraham's vagina on far too many occasions.

We've had no choice, really, considering the Teen Mom OG star had surgery last year to rejuvenate this area of her body, publicizing the procedure for all to see because…

… well, we're not really sure why.

That's just how Farrah rolls.

Now, as much as we'd like to never discuss this topic again, Debra Danielsen has not given us that option.

Abraham has opened up to In Touch Weekly after her child's new vagina, discussing at length her take on Farrah's decision.

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1. That Fresh Feeling…

Farrah at the doctor
Abraham underwent vagina rejuvenation back in August of 2017. The procedure was performed with a wand that was inserted and moved back and forth for four minutes to tighten the walls of the uterus and was considered beneficial for sex because it makes the subject less wife. It also helps with moisture and lubrication.

2. Why Did She Do This?

Farrah and the doc
Abraham talked at length about the decision with Radar Online last October, saying that her skin was “thicker, better and stronger” and that she noticed improved “sexual satisfaction.” (Clickon the above headline for more.)

3. But Who Would Have Sex with Farrah Abraham?

Farrah abraham flexes close up vmas 2016
It’s a fair question. But not the topic we’re focusing on at the moment.

4. Isn’t She Only 26 Years Old?

Farrah abraham tries to be sexy
Yes, and this is why Abraham received a lot of backlash for the procedure. On its own, vaginal rejuvenation is nothing to mock or insult someone over. Many women may really benefit from it. You just don’t often see someone this young undergo such a procedure because, to be frank, how much could a 26-year old’s vagina really need to be tightened?

5. Why Did She Publicize It So Much?

Farrah abraham poses in intimate wear
Ah yes. Here we go. Now we’re getting to the heart of the problem Farrah’s mom, Debra Danielsen, says she has with her daughter’s actions.

6. Says Farrah’s Mom:

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“This whole thing about having surgery on your labia – do you know what that does to me? I’ve taken a lot of women’s study programs and it puts in my mind genital mutilation,” she tells In Touch. And this was far from all she has to say on the subkect…

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Chris Lopez: I Used to Love Kailyn Lowry AND Her Vagina!

When Kailyn Lowry gave birth to her third child back in 2017, fans were briefly hopeful that she’d finally found the stable, nuclear family situation that she’d been seeking since her teens.

Lowry’s childhood was unstable; her marriage to Javi Marroquin fell apart in heartbreaking fashion, but in the early months of her pregnancy, she seemed head over heels for her third baby daddy, Chris Lopez.

So when news that Lopez was by Lowry’s side in the delivery room went public, many took it as a sign that the beloved Teen Mom 2 star had finally found what she was looking for.

Lopez was said to be MIA for most of Kail’s pregnancy, and there were reports that he wanted no part in his son’s life.

Unfortunately, it now looks as though Chris’ fatherly feelings were short-lived.

Lopez does spend time with little Lux, but Kail says it’s not nearly enough.

She recently accused Chris of being an “Instagram parent” and giving his social media followers the impression that he’s much more involved in his son’s life than he actually is.

Over the weekend, Chris posted yet another round of photos of Lux on Twitter, prompting one fan to ask just how involved in Lux’s life Lopez really is.

Amazingly, Kail’s much-maligned ex was happy to respond.

“Did you ever love kail? Do you guys have a good co parenting relationship for Lux?? He’s really cute by the way,” Lopez’s follower tweeted.

“Yea..and we’re co parenting,” Chris responded, along with a laughing face emoji.

Now, it’s possible that Lopez is being sarcastic and suggesting that he never loved Kail and that the two of them aren’t co-parenting.

But it seems most fans seem to take his tweet as sincere.

“That’s great,” the possibly-gullible fan followed up.

“Some of us were under the impression you had nothing to do with the baby. Do you help financially? Was this something recent or have you been there since day 1?”

Chris responded:

I wonder what gave y’all that impression. I watched my son shot out the box lol.”

Again, if we had to guess, we would say Lopez is being sarcastic, but it seems his response was good enough for some fans.

Whatever the case, it seems unlikely that Kail and Chris will ever be more than amicable co-parents, but hopefully they’ll be able to keep the peace.

Just in the past few months, Lowry and Lopez’s mutual contempt has spilled onto Twitter to the delight of drama lovers and the chagrin of Kail boosters.

Just last week, Lowry accused Lopez of having another child that he kept secret from her during their brief courtship.

So compared to some of the stuff Lopez has done before, talking about watching his son get “shot out the box” seems downright classy.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to marvel at Kail’s ability to cope with a mountain of baby daddy drama.

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Kendall Jenner Is Excited About Her Vagina in NSFW Music Video

If you're not familiar with the rapper Lil Dicky, well, we're sorry to be the ones to tell you, but you've been wasting your life.

The good news is, it's not too late for you to familiarize yourself with the artist who's alternately known as Slim Boner, the Human Bitcoin, and Mr. Leftward-Sloping Penis.

Dicky's back catalog is well worth your time, but there's no better place to start than with his newest music video, a collaboration with Chris Brown that dropped earlier this week.

Now, you may be thinking to yourself, Hey, I clicked on an article about Kendall Jenner's vagina! What's all this talk about phallic rappers and heavily-tattooed R&B dudes?

Well, you see – Breezy isn't the only celeb to make a cameo in Young Dick's latest opus.

The song has something of a high-concept premise – Dicky and Chris swap bodies (hence the title, "Freaky Friday").

The emcees enjoy certain aspects of one another's lives, but for obvious reasons, Brown is eager to get back to his life of groupies and public adulation.

And so, a second switch takes place.

We won't get into all the details (you really have to watch this video), but complications lead to Dicky inhabiting Kendall Jenner's physical form.

The rapper remains as genital-obsessed as ever, but now he has something new to explore.

"Holy sh-t, I got a vagina, I'm gonna learn," an excited Dickie-as-Kendall croons.

"I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman!"

Needless to say, this isn't your typical hip hop video.

Do yourself a favor and check out the full clip below:

 

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Stormy Daniels to Wendy Williams: My Vagina is Athletic and Beautiful!

Stormy Daniels has fired back at Wendy Williams in defense of her supposedly worn out vagina.

God, there’s a sentence we wish we never had to write.

But the veteran porn star – who has become a household name of late due to her alleged affair in 2006 with Donald Trump – was a subject of one of Williams’ cruel and uninformed rants yesterday during the talk show host’s “Hot Topics” segment.

Speaking on Daniels the day after Stormy appeared as a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Williams said the following:

“She’s 38 and I know she’s been in the game of porn for a while, but, she’s like a dusty looking throwback porn star, right?” Williams stated while showing her audience a photo of Daniels.

Because she’s a terrible person, Wendy went on to say that Daniels “all worn out down below.” 

Now, look, we’re not typically in the business of defending porn stars.

We’re not in the business of judging them, either, really; how they wish to earn a business is none of our business.

Williams, however, is in the business of judging pretty much everyone, from hurling misguided insults at Oprah Winfrey, Carrie Underwood and even Kylie Jenner’s unborn baby.

Heck, she even recently slammed the #MeToo movement.

Daniels, meanwhile, was not about to take Wendy’s diss lying down.

(Should we have used a different phrase for an adult film star? Whoops. Too late.)

In response to Williams discussing her most private of parts, Daniels told TMZ:

“My vagina is a well trained beautiful athlete that would not have the longest running contract in porn history if she were ugly.”

That’s… a pretty awesome reply, no?

Daniels added that she’d be happy to give Wendy an up close and personal view of her vagina if so desired.

Stormy has been in the news for several weeks now.

It has been alleged that she accepted a $ 130,000 payout from President Trump prior to the 2016 election in exchange for her silence of an affair between the two from about a decade ago.

In Touch Weekly even published an extensive interview it conducted with Daniels about said affair, during which she freely admitted to being familiar with Trump’s penis.

However, Daniels has now sort of backtracked.

She seemed to deny an affair with Trump entirely last week, only to now take the stance that she’s going to remain quite and vague about the whole thing.

Probably because she did sign a non-disclosure agreement in exchange for the aforementioned sum of money.

The point of this story, though, it not to delve into whatever may or may not have transpired between the Commander-in-Chief and a porn star.

It’s mostly just to state once again that Wendy Williams is a nosy and awful person who should stop judging others.

And she definitely should just talking about their vaginas.

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Farrah Abraham to Strip Club: You Need to Pay For My Bejeweled Vagina!

Say what you will about Farrah Abraham, the girl knows how to hustle.

She’s got more revenue streams than the Trump family, and she did it all without colluding with any foreign dictators … we think.

Granted, most of Farrah’s business ventures have something to do with her vagina, but you can’t fault her for cashing in on her most lucrative body part.

Farrah’s sex tape and the notorious plastic molds of her various orifices might get the most attention, but the 26-year-old has many other irons in the sex work fire.

In addition to Farrah’s live stream masturbation venture (which may or may not have gotten her fired from Teen Mom: OG), Ms. Abraham has also been known to take the stage and work the pole at various strip clubs.

Farrah has a high-profile holiday-themed gig coming up at Crazy Horse III in Las Vegas, and it seems she’s pulling out all the stops.

According to Radar Online, Farrah is requesting a number of big-ticket items in addition to her appearance fee, including, “neon panties and a vajazzle kit.”

Yes, Ms. Abraham won’t take stage without a fully-bedazzled vadge.

As you may know, Farrah underwent a vaginal rejuvenation procedure back in August, which means her hoo-ha-related expenses for 2017 are likely now in the six-figure range.

But hey, this woman knows you have to do what it takes to keep your star player happy.

Unexpectedly, the rider for her Crazy Horse gig also reveals a selfless side of Farrah, as she reportedly requested $ 3,000 in “Diamond Dollars,” a sort of club-issued currency that she can use to tip her fellow strippers.

Yes, the Crazy Horse chain of strip clubs prints its own money.

Our advice? Forget that Bitcoin nonsense and invest all your savings in Crazy Horse Diamond Dollars.

We’re kidding, please don’t do that.

In addition that vagina jewels and stripto-currency, Farrah has reportedly requested a “24k gold collagen breast firming gel mask.”

Yes, Farrah wants her bosses to pay for some sort of gold potion that will apparently make her breasts more stage-ready.

Imagine being hired for any sort of job and telling your new boss that in addition to your fees you’re gonna need a teacher’s salary worth of boob goo.

It might be the va-jay-jay that she’s cashing in on, but what’s really impressive about Farrah is her balls.

Watch Teen Mom: OG online at TV Fanatic for more of the gloriously asinine Farrah Abraham.

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