Stormy Daniels to Wendy Williams: My Vagina is Athletic and Beautiful!

Stormy Daniels has fired back at Wendy Williams in defense of her supposedly worn out vagina.

God, there’s a sentence we wish we never had to write.

But the veteran porn star – who has become a household name of late due to her alleged affair in 2006 with Donald Trump – was a subject of one of Williams’ cruel and uninformed rants yesterday during the talk show host’s “Hot Topics” segment.

Speaking on Daniels the day after Stormy appeared as a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Williams said the following:

“She’s 38 and I know she’s been in the game of porn for a while, but, she’s like a dusty looking throwback porn star, right?” Williams stated while showing her audience a photo of Daniels.

Because she’s a terrible person, Wendy went on to say that Daniels “all worn out down below.” 

Now, look, we’re not typically in the business of defending porn stars.

We’re not in the business of judging them, either, really; how they wish to earn a business is none of our business.

Williams, however, is in the business of judging pretty much everyone, from hurling misguided insults at Oprah Winfrey, Carrie Underwood and even Kylie Jenner’s unborn baby.

Heck, she even recently slammed the #MeToo movement.

Daniels, meanwhile, was not about to take Wendy’s diss lying down.

(Should we have used a different phrase for an adult film star? Whoops. Too late.)

In response to Williams discussing her most private of parts, Daniels told TMZ:

“My vagina is a well trained beautiful athlete that would not have the longest running contract in porn history if she were ugly.”

That’s… a pretty awesome reply, no?

Daniels added that she’d be happy to give Wendy an up close and personal view of her vagina if so desired.

Stormy has been in the news for several weeks now.

It has been alleged that she accepted a $ 130,000 payout from President Trump prior to the 2016 election in exchange for her silence of an affair between the two from about a decade ago.

In Touch Weekly even published an extensive interview it conducted with Daniels about said affair, during which she freely admitted to being familiar with Trump’s penis.

However, Daniels has now sort of backtracked.

She seemed to deny an affair with Trump entirely last week, only to now take the stance that she’s going to remain quite and vague about the whole thing.

Probably because she did sign a non-disclosure agreement in exchange for the aforementioned sum of money.

The point of this story, though, it not to delve into whatever may or may not have transpired between the Commander-in-Chief and a porn star.

It’s mostly just to state once again that Wendy Williams is a nosy and awful person who should stop judging others.

And she definitely should just talking about their vaginas.


Farrah Abraham to Strip Club: You Need to Pay For My Bejeweled Vagina!

Say what you will about Farrah Abraham, the girl knows how to hustle.

She’s got more revenue streams than the Trump family, and she did it all without colluding with any foreign dictators … we think.

Granted, most of Farrah’s business ventures have something to do with her vagina, but you can’t fault her for cashing in on her most lucrative body part.

Farrah’s sex tape and the notorious plastic molds of her various orifices might get the most attention, but the 26-year-old has many other irons in the sex work fire.

In addition to Farrah’s live stream masturbation venture (which may or may not have gotten her fired from Teen Mom: OG), Ms. Abraham has also been known to take the stage and work the pole at various strip clubs.

Farrah has a high-profile holiday-themed gig coming up at Crazy Horse III in Las Vegas, and it seems she’s pulling out all the stops.

According to Radar Online, Farrah is requesting a number of big-ticket items in addition to her appearance fee, including, “neon panties and a vajazzle kit.”

Yes, Ms. Abraham won’t take stage without a fully-bedazzled vadge.

As you may know, Farrah underwent a vaginal rejuvenation procedure back in August, which means her hoo-ha-related expenses for 2017 are likely now in the six-figure range.

But hey, this woman knows you have to do what it takes to keep your star player happy.

Unexpectedly, the rider for her Crazy Horse gig also reveals a selfless side of Farrah, as she reportedly requested $ 3,000 in “Diamond Dollars,” a sort of club-issued currency that she can use to tip her fellow strippers.

Yes, the Crazy Horse chain of strip clubs prints its own money.

Our advice? Forget that Bitcoin nonsense and invest all your savings in Crazy Horse Diamond Dollars.

We’re kidding, please don’t do that.

In addition that vagina jewels and stripto-currency, Farrah has reportedly requested a “24k gold collagen breast firming gel mask.”

Yes, Farrah wants her bosses to pay for some sort of gold potion that will apparently make her breasts more stage-ready.

Imagine being hired for any sort of job and telling your new boss that in addition to your fees you’re gonna need a teacher’s salary worth of boob goo.

It might be the va-jay-jay that she’s cashing in on, but what’s really impressive about Farrah is her balls.

Watch Teen Mom: OG online at TV Fanatic for more of the gloriously asinine Farrah Abraham.


Woman Without a Vagina Raises Funds So She Can Have Sex

In many ways, Kaylee Moats is your average 23-year old.

She hails from Arizona. She’s in a committed, long-term relationship.

And she wants to have sex with her partner.

But there’s one thing holding Moats back:

She suffers from Mayer Rokitansky Kuster Hauser syndrome (MRKH), which means she was born without a cervix, uterus or vaginal opening.

The condition affects just one in 5,000 women and the cause is not known.

But the result unfortunately is: In short, Moats was born without a vagina.

Concerned over why she had not yet had a period at the age of 18, Moats visited a doctor at that time who ordered an MRI.

This is when she learned of her diagnosis.

Five years later, Kaylee her family have launched a GoFundMe page for surgery that would allow her to be in an intimate relationship. It would make it possible for her to engage in intercourse.

(Note: For those wondering, insurance companies refuse cover this type of surgery because they don’t consider it to be a life-saving treatment.)

Speaking to The Daily Mail, the Arizona native says she’s under no pressure at all from her boyfriend, who she met senior year of college.

“He doesn’t really focus on the sexual side of our relationship because we can’t do anything since I don’t have a vaginal opening,” the graphic designer explained.

“But I am looking forward to having a sexual relationship. I’m not sure if I want to wait until marriage, but I think having that option there is a lot more comforting.”

Down the line, Moats would love to have a family and a biological child.

“If that doesn’t work . . . because sometimes surrogacy doesn’t work, then I hope to adopt,” she told Bancroft TV.

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You can contribute to Kaylee’s GoFundMe page now and you can read its description/mission statement below:

My name is Amanda Moats, and I am writing this for my sister Kaylee Moats, who has been diagnosed with a rare condition called MRKH (Mayer-Rokitansky-Kuster-Hauser Syndrome).

We received this crushing news in the doctor’s office when she was 18 years old, after never having a menstrual period. After having a MRI completed, the doctor determined that she did not have a uterus, cervix, vagina or vaginal opening.

As you can imagine, it was hard to process all of this information and we were all heartbroken.

As a sister, there was nothing worse than getting that phone call and knowing that my sister’s dreams for her life were changed so drastically in an instant, with nothing I or anyone else could do to make it better.

Kaylee will never be able to carry her own children. The dreams we had of raising families together are going to look a little different than we had initially planned.

This diagnosis raises a lot of fears, concerns, and insecurities in Kaylee about her identity and her future.

The options of surrogacy and adoption give her some hope but she will never be able to carry her own children.

After receiving the news, she decided to focus on school and address the problem later on when she was ready.

The family is hoping to raise $ 15,000, and Kaylee’s sister concludes her post as follows:

We would be forever grateful for anything you can donate. No amount is too small.

Thank you for getting Kaylee one step closer to her goal and allowing her to have a brighter and happier future.


‘Big Brother’ Sexual Hijinks, Butt Poking Rampant, ‘You Punched My Vagina!’

The “Big Brother” house is a cauldron of sexual shenanigans … or so it seems judging from the 24-hour live feeds. It’s shocking … a male cast member grabbing Jessica Graf’s vagina, women butt poking men, men butt poking women, men butt poking…