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Kim Kardashian Jokes About Kanye West Split, Shows Actual Sense of Humor

Based on, like, every Kim Kardashian photo of all-time, we’re well aware that this reality star has cleavage.

Like, A LOT of cleavage.

But who would have guessed that Kim also has a sense of humor?!?

We’re not trying to be mean here, it’s just… when was the last time you heard Kim say anything funny or even especially original?

Perhaps aware of her reputation as wooden and boring, Kardashian jumped on Twitter this week and made an actual joke.

In response to Kanye West returning to Twitter and, among other ramblings, stating that he wants to “get rid of everything,” the rapper’s wife shot back:

Wait…EVERYTHING?!?!?!

She even included an emoji of a woman raising her hand afterward:

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Good friend Chrissy Teign (who has never had a problem being funny) played along with Kim’s divorce quip, Tweeting in reply to the above message:

“I have an air mattress here and I have been itching to bust it out if you need.”

And this prompted Kardashian to continue with her joke, proving she’s capable of actually playing along:

Might need some more for the kids? Just not clear on what everything really means. I need clarity. Thanks for being such a good friend.

Maybe John can call and inquire? But maybe he means friends too? This is confusing.

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Kardashian has been focusing a lot on her bikini body these days.

(She also Tweeted this yesterday: “Day 1 of my cleanse is done and I didn’t cheat. I was even surrounded my donuts. I’m really proud of myself.”)

As a result, is it possible she’s been ignoring Kanye’s needs?

Has her marriage suffered in the wake of her and West welcoming a third child a few months ago?

Has everything they’ve been through over the past couple years finally taken a fatal toll on the twosome’s marriage?

No, of course not.

We’re just being silly here, much as Kim was very obviously being in her series of Tweets.

Aware that many websites out there would run with this story as if there was actual trouble in Kimye paradise, the former sex tape star and producer made an attempt to stop this rumor before it got started.

She concluded her string of Kanye-related Tweets as follows:

“For anyone who has absolutely no humor in their soul please know my tweets are a joke and I will die laughing if I see blogs and media really think I am being serious.

“So don’t even try it.”

You probably won’t be shocked to learn that a handful of blogs out there did, indeed, try it.

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But not The Hollywood Gossip!

We were never fooled and we are not desperate enough for clicks that we’ll run some misleading headline about Kim and Kanye.

Back in early 2017, there appeared to be a few legitimate rumors about a possible Kardashian and West break-up. So, yes, we published those a few times.

However, the stars seem stronger than ever now, having overcome Kim’s robbery in Paris and Kanye’s subsequent mental breakdown a couple years back.

They now have three kids at home and seem content to actually remain farther out of the spotlight than ever before.

Maybe Kanye will release a new album at some point?

Perhaps Kim will pose nude once again in Playboy?

Until then, however, the Internet is forced to conjure up stories about the relationship based on a few clearly sarcastic Tweets.

A whole lot has changed, hasn’t it?

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Kanye West Returns to Twitter, Shades Tristan Thompson

Kanye West has broken his radio silence.

Or his social media silence, to be more exact.

The rapper signed off of Twitter in the spring of 2017, deleting all messages under his official handle and everything.

But then he signed back on about a year later and hinted strongly that he's:

  1. Aware Tristan Thompson has been cheating on Khloe Kardashian.
  2. Was always been on Team Lamar Odom anyway.

Also… if he getting a neck tattoo?!?

Scroll down for a look at the 10 Tweets Kanye sent out to make his Twitter return on 4/13/18:

1. Did Thompson’s Actions Inspired Kanye’s Resurrection?

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As you must know by now, Thompson has been busted as a multiple-time liar and cheater, almost definitely stepping out on Khloe numerous times throughout her pregnancy.

2. What Does This Have to Do with Kanye?

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That’s a fair question. One would assume he doesn’t read many celebrity gossip sites, but it appears West is aware of what his quasi brother-in-law has been up to.

3. This is How We Know:

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West randomly posted this photo of himself and Lamar, along with the caption: “my favorite moment of walking into MSG to play Saint Pablo, I used to go to the hospital and play Lamar the album when he was learning to walk and talk again. Then we walked into the arena together.”

4. Random, Right?

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Or maybe not. Everyone adores Lamar. Nearly all family members wish his marriage had worked out to Khloe and that he had not fallen so hard off the wagon.

5. What Else Did Kanye Tweet About?

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Good question! This was the very first Tweet West shared upon his return.

6. Caption This, Kanye Asks…

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Darn. We got nothing. But we’re not surprised Kanye isn’t smiling in this very old, and hilarious, photo.

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