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Meghan Markle’s Siblings: She’s Gonna Die Young AND She’s Gonna kill Our Father!

Generally, when someone is being a bit too dramatic, we say something along the lines of “they’ve been watching too many soap operas.”

But in the case of Meghan Markle’s bonkers siblings and their weird conception of royal life, we guess … they’ve been reading too much Shakespeare?

Yes, apparently, the Markle family is convinced that all royal marriages result in bloodshed and premature death.

Why do they feel that way?

Well, the short answer is that they’re certifiably batsh-t psychotic.

The long answer has to do with Princess Di, Nelson Mandela, and Meghan’s complicated relationship with her father, Thomas Markle.

Buckle in, because it looks like Samantha Grant and Thomas Markle Jr. may have achieved the impossible and found a way to outdo themselves in the insanity department.

The latest round of craziness began with a letter that Tom Jr. wrote to Queen Elizabeth II … as though she hasn’t had to deal with enough Americans blowhards this week.

Obviously, 92-year-old monarchs have nothing better to do than read letters from unemployed nobodies, but amazingly, it seems QE2 has no intention of responding to Thomas’ ridiculous ravings.

“Meghan’s dream was to be a princess someday like Diana,” reads the bizarre missive obtained by Radar Online.

“It would also be sad to see Meg’s dreams broken if she were to fail in her new position and disappear from the royal family.”

Yes, Thomas went full “veiled Mafioso threat” right out of the gate:

That’s a nice childhood dream you have. Would be a shame if it were to … result in your untimely death.

“Diana died because she refused to toe the royal line,” Thomas continued.

“Meghan is another loose cannon who keeps thumbing her nose at royal protocol … We fear this can only end in heartbreak and disaster — just like Diana!”

The exclamation point really drives the point home and makes Thomas seem like a very stable individual.

But hey, at least Thomas is (pretending to be) concerned for Meghan’s safety.

Sister Samantha Grant (who goes by Samantha Markle these days because she now has dollar signs for pupils), is just openly filled with seething rage toward Meghan.

In case you haven’t heard, today marks what would have been Nelson Mandela’s 100th birthday.

Meghan participated in a ceremony paying tribute to the iconic South African leader, and now Samantha is pissed, because apparently Meghan should be more focused on paying tribute to her own father, who is totally still alive and recently skipped the royal wedding.

“How about you pay tribute to your own father?!” Markle wrote in one tweet.

“Enough is enough. Act like a humanitarian, act like a woman. If our father dies, it’s on you Meg!”

Obviously, Sam was just getting warmed up, and she went on to proclaim that she “was right” about Harry:

“Glad you have so much time to gallivant around paying tribute to others while ignoring your own father!” Grant tweeted.

Samantha Markle Tweets

“How cold can you be and look in the mirror? Harry? I guess I was right.” 

Serious question: Has the word “gallivant” ever been used by someone who’s not awful?

Samantha, as you may recall, has been trying to cash in on Meghan’s fame ever since the world learned that the former actress was dating Prince Harry.

Sam planned to pen a tell-all memoir about Meghan, but publishers lost interest when they realized she hasn’t had any contact with Meghan in over a decade, and is completely unhinged.

So apparently, Sam has decided to vent her feelings for free on Twitter.

There are times when we think everyone should just ignore her crazy ass until she goes away.

But then we’re honest with ourselves, and we admit that there’s no way we can look away from such an amusing trainwreck.

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Nick Young to Patrick Beverley, Were You Drunk? Clips Ain’t Better Than Warriors

Nick Young thinks Patrick Beverley must’ve been on the sauce when he declared the Clippers to be the best team in the NBA … asking TMZ Sports, “He was drunk that night or something?” Remember, earlier this month, Beverley proudly told us he…

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Nick Young to Patrick Beverley, Were You Drunk? Clips Ain’t Better Than Warriors

Nick Young thinks Patrick Beverley must’ve been on the sauce when he declared the Clippers to be the best team in the NBA … asking TMZ Sports, “He was drunk that night or something?” Remember, earlier this month, Beverley proudly told us he…

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Teen Mom Young & Pregnant: Renewed For Season 2 Even Though No One Watched It!

Remember when MTV showed music videos?

Ha! Of course you don’t; that was literally forever ago.

But you might remember a time when the network showed something other than round-the-clock Teen Mom with the occasional Catfish thrown in.

Well, those days are officially over, as MTV is now one step closer to celebrating bad decisions on a 24/7 basis,

According to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup, Teen Mom: Young and Pregnant — aka the spinoff no one asked for or seemed to have any interest in — has officially been renewed for a second season.

If you’re keeping score at home that brings the total number of 16 and Pregnant spinoffs to a whopping 79.

Just kidding, it’s four. But still …

The fact that some exec looked at the channel’s current lineup and said, “What we need? More unfit mothers!” is truly baffling.

But hey, TV is TV and ratings will always be the name of the game.

Which is one reason why the Young and Pregnant renewal is so unexpected.

Teen Mom: Young and Pregnant

The show had a very difficult time finding an audience in its first several weeks on the air.

Things turned around later in the season, but with more original content on the air than ever before, TV execs are much less likely to give struggling shows a second chance these days.

Adding to the surprise is the fact that the series is already having problems with disgruntled cast members.

Earlier this week, Young and Pregnant star Ashley Jones bashed producers on Instagram, accusing them of manipulating footage to make her look like a bad mom.

“The whole season I was edited to look like a monster,” Jones wrote.

“Joining this show was by far the worst decision of my life.”

She added:

“No trust for the producers or anyone else that works on the show and knows the kind of person that I am but says nothing to editing.”

Producers are used to that kind of talk from the likes of Jenelle Evans.

But Jenelle has been consistently delivering big ratings for over a decade.

Ashley, on the other hand, is much newer to the business and much more inconsistent in the ratings department.

It’s not hard to see how producers may have decided that Jones and fellow hot-tempered cast member 

“A crew is up there with Ashley and will be filming throughout this week,” a source tells The Ashley.

“All the girls will be either starting to film or continuing to film over the next few weeks.”

The insider adds that while their exact salaries remain a mystery, the girls all got raises — and the second season is usually when the big money starts rolling in:

“Generally, for the other Teen Mom shows, the pay jump from Season 1 to Season 2 has been the most significant jump,” \

Man, those MTV PSAs about the downsides of teen pregnancy are getting less and less convincing by the day!

(Note to high school kids: We’re joking. Getting pregnant will almost certainly not make you rich.)

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